Hypothetical question...

Ken · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:01

Say you had two sausages and they were shoved in the oven for 10 mins at 200C. During this time, a Corvette is following a JCB and the driver of the JCB is hungry....

My question is...what should the dimensions and weight of the pins in bowling be if the earth was a bowling ball?

Cheers.

Arcade Fire · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:03

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed

divine` · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:03

Several thousand miles high and damn heavy

"andy" · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:07

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover.html

Jonny ///M · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:08

Hullo/////yes.......quizmania???? The answer if 5 minutes.......oh sorry irene try again if you want!!!!!!!!

:confused:

Jotun · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:12

[ 2 x (the average hight of a duck) ^ (the number of fleas in your standard ballet dancer) ] / (the maximum number of trowels ever found in a tree)

but where do the sausages come in to this?

el_dazza · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:12

tastyweat · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:17

Well...

Avg bowling ball mass ~ 6kg
Avg Pin mass ~ 1.5kg

Mass of the world ~ 450000000kg
Mass of respective bowling ball ~ 112500000kg = 112500 tonnes

Don't you DARE say weight!!!!

divine` · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:19

Jotun said:
but where do the sausages come in to this?

*ahem*

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

tastyweat · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:20

Oh... and diameter of earth ~ 13,000KM

Diameter of bowling ball ~ 22cm
Height of pin ~ 38cm

Therefore the respective height of pins for the earth to knock down would be ~ 22,500KM

cheets64 · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:21

Ken said:
Say you had two sausages and they were shoved in the oven for 10 mins at 200C. During this time, a Corvette is following a JCB and the driver of the JCB is hungry....

My question is...what should the dimensions and weight of the pins in bowling be if the earth was a bowling ball?

Cheers.

The JCB driver nicks the Corvette and drives to the oven.

Jotun · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:21

tastyweat said:
Oh... and diameter of earth ~ 13,000KM

Diameter of bowling ball ~ 22cm
Height of pin ~ 38cm

Therefore the respective height of pins for the earth to knock down would be ~ 22,500KM

so how long would the lane need to be?

Van Hellseek · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:22

a better question would be where to put the finger holes.

pyro · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:23

Ken said:
Say you had two sausages

What weight?

Ken said:
Corvette is following a JCB

What is the HP to weight ratio of both? Also, how much friction does the road and tires produce? Is the Corvette driven by a man? If so is his passenger a blond female?

How much fueld is left on the JCB? Is there a dolphine on it?

Ken said:
and the driver of the JCB is hungry....

What is his callorie intake (average) in a day? What is the time of day? How much has he had to eat before getting hugry? How much sleep has he has? What is his BMI?

Ken said:
My question is...

not giving enough information to answer it, is misleading, awfully written. Simply put, it's lame, go to bed you hippy.

G-MAN2004 · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:23

:/

I think I (and many others) should probably go to bed soon.

Van Hellseek · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:25

G-MAN2004 said:
:/

I think I (and many others) should probably go to bed soon.

quitter.

G-MAN2004 · 27 Jan 2007 at 02:45

seek said:
quitter.

I haven't gone yet

EDIT: Stuff it, I'm off

GD sucks at this time.

Amp34 · 27 Jan 2007 at 03:40

tastyweat said:
Well...

Avg bowling ball mass ~ 6kg
Avg Pin mass ~ 1.5kg

Mass of the world ~ 450000000kg
Mass of respective bowling ball ~ 112500000kg = 112500 tonnes

Don't you DARE say weight!!!!

Do you not mean pin?

Rossmac · 27 Jan 2007 at 03:55

too drunbk to read thread. bed.

cheets64 · 27 Jan 2007 at 03:59

The OP has gone to bed,