I am trying to write a novel, could do with some help?

Tefal said:
Why not just give your mate a copy on a usb stick?
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1. There is no book.
2. It is rubbish.
3. Assuming number 2 is not true and that is a long shot, he wants to
keep the book secret so his "friend" doesn't pass it off as his own book.
4. Number 3, 1000/1 shot.
 
I still don't get why you are trying to print 2 pages on each side of a4 insted of just regular a4 printing :/



But so far Slin I'm with option 1.
 
dvdbunny said:
anyone know how i can number the pages of my book in word?
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I don't have a copy of Word on this PC but Insert - Page Number should do it if I recall correctly. You may need to create a footer/footnote first and this could possibly impact on your formatting depending on how you've done it.

And I still think it would be far simpler to go to a printers - you appear to be confusing want and need here. The World will tick on quite merrily regardless of whether you use your printer or not in this instance, remember it wasn't designed for bulk jobs of the type you are describing - if it was it would probably have better facilities for coping with double sided printing.
 
semi-pro waster

Thanks for the reply

Just want to let you guys know, i am not trying to print anymore two pages to each side, i am just printing all 328 pages.
 
ROFL - 5 stars to this thread

This book should be filed in the comedy section.

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Also, let's all write a book
 
I got everything printed, and i am just blown away. I can't believe i managed to write in ten weeks a 327 page book. It just blows me away, i find it mind boggling. I got this huge stack of printed pages sitting on my desk. Wow just wow. Now i need to get my mate to tell me what he thinks, make any corrections and then publish it. Sweet!!!

Thanks for the help guys
 
dvdbunny said:
I got everything printed, and i am just blown away. I can't believe i managed to write in ten weeks a 327 page book. It just blows me away, i find it mind boggling. I got this huge stack of printed pages sitting on my desk. Wow just wow. Now i need to get my mate to tell me what he thinks, make any corrections and then publish it. Sweet!!!

Thanks for the help guys
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Do you realise it is not up to you if it is published !!!!!

What is the "novel" about???
 
Slinwagh said:
Do you realise it is not up to you if it is published !!!!!

What is the "novel" about???
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Printers are turning up at book stores wheer you can go in, print and bind any book from a huge library. They also offer the service of printing your own books. So he could print lots of copies and then he has the christmas presents sorted :p

I am also working on my first screenplay, I don't know if it will be any good... but you got to try.
 
crazyswede said:
Printers are turning up at book stores wheer you can go in, print and bind any book from a huge library. They also offer the service of printing your own books. So he could print lots of copies and then he has the christmas presents sorted :p

I am also working on my first screenplay, I don't know if it will be any good... but you got to try.
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Don't know what sort of screenplay you are writing, but this might interest you.
 
I can't believe I just wasted 20 minutes reading this tosh.

How did you get on dvdbunny?
 
Well I am still writing a TV script for the competition that was pointed out to me above. I don't know if I will be able to finish it because I have been very busy. However I will have the first 10 pages and the outline ready, so I will at least see if they request the full script.

It would be a shame if dvdbunny is lying about the book.
 
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