I am working at a girl's 21st...

Visage · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:31

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Cocktails work wonders.

As long as they're plausible

Sic · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:35

walk up to her, and softly whisper in here ear "mace just makes me hornier"

Brynn · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:41

Sic said:
walk up to her, and softly whisper in here ear "mace just makes me hornier"

"does this smell like chloraform to you?"

Sic · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:42

Brynn said:
"does this smell like chloraform to you?"

"are you going to be walking to your car on your own tonight?"

KaHn · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:43

Pinkeyes said:
Spike their drinks

OT, what yr are you at uni?

I have a friend doing 2nd yr physics at manchester.

KaHn

Le_Petit_Lapin · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:47

Visage said:
As long as they're plausible

Aye, the first few have to be legit, as it were, but once they start to get a little worse for wear you can bung any old thing in a glass and they will think its marvellous.

Brynn · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:49

Sic said:
"are you going to be walking to your car on your own tonight?"

Your nervous about this wood? I have to walk out of here alone

DJammyRasta · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:50

Sic said:
walk up to her, and softly whisper in here ear "mace just makes me hornier"

hheheheheheheheheh thats so disturbed

that and dancing like mc hammer will definately get u some action

Rich_L · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:52

High-Five 'em!

Apart from that though, you don't have to do anything - girls love people that bring them drinks. Tis a fact of life.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 16 Feb 2006 at 09:53

You could try whispering in her ear "Hey honey, I've already spiked your drink", as you give her a sly wink that she really can't refuse.

leaskovski · 16 Feb 2006 at 10:29

Quote Top Gun lines. Thats a sure winner!

To the half cut bird with vom trickling down her chin you can be my wingman any time!

qwerty · 17 Feb 2006 at 05:04

Wow, did I misjudge that! It was Camilla Al Fayed's 21st (daughter of Big Mohammed). She had a very famous guestlist, who got up to some very naughty stuff which I couldn't possibly talk about

Oooh it was so fun and exciting!!!

Chiribo · 17 Feb 2006 at 05:21

Well why tell us about it then

qwerty · 17 Feb 2006 at 05:22

Chiribo said:
Well why tell us about it then

Because I hate people who do that. And now I have an opportunity to do it I'm gonna milk it baby!

pyro · 17 Feb 2006 at 05:36

Otacon said:
Free drinks.

Also, nawghty piercing talk gets them all interested. Keep in mind, girls=easy (unless you don't live in England.)

/barman

Kainz · 17 Feb 2006 at 05:36

Tell any females as they approach the bar, that you're into overclocking. They'll be swooning all over you then

fatiain · 17 Feb 2006 at 07:57

qwerty said:
Because I hate people who do that. And now I have an opportunity to do it I'm gonna milk it baby!

When you wave your willy, it doesn't make the same WHOOOOOOSH noise mine does.

Spacky · 17 Feb 2006 at 08:24

Depends what kind of bar it is really.

LordSplodge · 17 Feb 2006 at 08:29

Zip...BANG

Works every time.

SB118 · 17 Feb 2006 at 08:29

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Being good looking tends to help.

Totally unrequired when working in pubs/clubs. You should see what i pulled