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Caporegime
- Joined
- 29 Aug 2007
- Posts
- 28,758
- Location
- Auckland
I am writing a song and need SOUNDS LIKE DEPECHE MODE
Urinated on Dreamcast, again
Drank from a puddle.
How'd i get here?
Poo'ed in girlfriend's bed
Ended up in hospital
Oh god, I'm blind!
awoken by garden owner
EDIT...never mind!
One hour sleep, work
Stairs, cat, crumple, pain
Woke up in jail
Wrong ******* uni campus
No memory of Saturday
Woke up on bridge
Urinate, JCB, police, pasty
Vaguely recall stomach pumped
four holes, one mine
Fell off kerb, defecated
Sick, foam, plane flight
****** magnolia, bad times
Awoke hog-tied and gagged
All fours onto bus
your mum
Drunk posted on Forum
hanging off a lighthouse
Dead Arm 4 Weeks
Bodily fluids everywhere
Eight Cans Special Brew
Pocket full of change
Wake up, Ants everywhere
weee'd all over floor
Wallet empty, sore bum (lol)
Woke up, got sectioned
Bathtub, covered in cakeNaked,
Naked, awoken by cherry-picker
Five words, broke rules
Awoke in carpark, Luxembourg
Declared sane for prosecution
Hyphenated in ma dictionary
your not my wife
I'm your father luke
Noo ooo ooo oooo!
Puked in washing machine
Sick in my sleep
You're a wizard harry!
It was not pretty
Accidentally over the floor
Fell over a lot
Gypsy Camp, Tip Toes
helicopter, bang, pager, friends
Tigers, wolves and horses
Lions, tigers and bears
Whose are these shoes?
Awake bus Argentina memoryless
one knee ring proposed
Stabbed man, body slammed
Taken home by police
Vomit exactly one pint
Shouted at a wall
Went the wrong way...
where am i again?
Alcohol, drugs, roses, faeces
Holding my own poo
Not Girlfriend in bed
Why in this ditch
Toilet floor, red vomit
Hair poo smells awful
Vomit down my back
Projectiled on a church
Woke up, three knees
almost died
talked to plant pot
woke up Peak District
Footprints on the ceiling
Lied about winning lottery (this isn't true)
Floor, garden, stomach, hospital.
Farm, sheep, missing trousers
3 day hangover
group vomiting in minibus
Sex on Car Bonnet
Vodka Mates Field Morning
Head sambuca sick bucket
purple legs, sore head
Peddle bin dump lounge
Got knocked out badly
Police, pond, black sick
mistakenly entered neighbors house!
Roadworks
Urinated nephews toy box
Fell asleep in soup
Bed bin death puke
chalked random woman's toes
Woke up inside female
Onion rings for everyon
What??? is this rash!!
Don't remember, kicked out
Suprise Garda sleep over
Poo'ed out used condom
Stolen tequila handbag ruined
Created child with penis
Put arm around policeman
Ate wooden chip fork
accidentally over random's sink
Other end of country
In wheelchair, seatbelt on
Naked running down canal
Alcoholic Gastritis. Jesus, Tequila
Woke up in puke
Shopping trolley, steep hill
Vomited on own penis
Stuck part in crazy
Sofa, sick, naked, mum
Possibly friend called dick?
Upturned table sang takethat
Puked on friend's wife
Closing time? Lock in!
Wrong bedroom, wrong house
woke-up in Soho, half-naked,
I have forgotten everything
Threw boxers across dancefloor
These breasts aren't pillows
arm stuck toilet u-bend
woke up in graveyard
slept in car park
Why am I sticky?
Conquest, awoken, unhappy, husband
Turkey, Cedric, Diplomatic immunity
Jack Daniels, Unicorns, Vomit
Urinated on Gf's curtains
Vodka, urinated, in-law's sofa
drink driving bumper cars
broke ankle walked home
Have I turned green?
elephant impression. chruch
crawling along train platform
Friends laundry basket, puke
Woke up on lifeboat
hospital miami hire car
Maglite as beer glass
Tennants, blood, pain, Joy
Bouncer, Police, Arrest, Caution
Lost my shirt, officer
Big, hairy, hella scary
Sticky fingers. Confused cousin
House full of cones
Stole optics from pub
Christmas day hangover, ruined
not doing that again!
Vomited, then ate it
Five days to recover
Bacardi, Coke, Lime, Wrath.
Broken wrist, concussion... How?
Three some? That'll do
get me an ambulance!
**** in sock drawer
Three willies, did 180
Tadpole sandwich
Manhole in, police home
Half naked toilet strangers
stole a palm tree
Key broken in lock
never been drunk before
Spewed, missed the toilet
Crashed bicycle broken nose
Strangled, puked, flashed, pasty
Trolley chippy wall blood
Urinated near cop, jail
Beer enemas are delightful
Shot race, projectile vomiting
Puked, fell in canal
Party, Technohead, Naked, Dancing
Stair fall while vomiting
Bushes railway broken wrist
Twelve hour mower race
litre whisky bench hospital
Crawling across main road.
Old people's home, zzzzzz
Slept in mum's bed
vodka, under, bed, crying
Doggie girl puke back.
Dirty Milf and Daughter
Door, vomit on wife.
Broke, left, foot, OUCH!
tried to eat joint (can't remember friends wedding)
Cannot remember a thing!
Night in the cells.
beer festival train shart
legs turn bright red (I'm Asian)
Prank, jump, head, doorframe.
Week or single night?
Awoke public car park
Vomited into a fridge.
See none of Sunday
tried to climb fence
torn scrotum police caution
Thailand, gender misinterpretation
Aspers Stratford negative balance
Vodka Lime, pint glass.
Tried to climb Policevan
skateboard slide broken arm
Dumfries, Chancers, Shuffling, Barred.
Period on white shirt
Stranger sex on catamaran (camera man?)
Hungary, Stag-do, Drink, 4am+
pooing in the bathtube
What happened to Sunday
mngggggh, uhhhhhhh, snhhhh, BLEEERRRRRRRRGGHHH
Green projectile vomit, Barclays
I really can't recall
20p open front door
Awake for three days.
"Urinated on my gran"
Thank you for taking part in the other thread you beautiful, broken, drunken but honest people
Urinated on Dreamcast, again
Drank from a puddle.
How'd i get here?
Poo'ed in girlfriend's bed
Ended up in hospital
Oh god, I'm blind!
awoken by garden owner
EDIT...never mind!
One hour sleep, work
Stairs, cat, crumple, pain
Woke up in jail
Wrong ******* uni campus
No memory of Saturday
Woke up on bridge
Urinate, JCB, police, pasty
Vaguely recall stomach pumped
four holes, one mine
Fell off kerb, defecated
Sick, foam, plane flight
****** magnolia, bad times
Awoke hog-tied and gagged
All fours onto bus
your mum
Drunk posted on Forum
hanging off a lighthouse
Dead Arm 4 Weeks
Bodily fluids everywhere
Eight Cans Special Brew
Pocket full of change
Wake up, Ants everywhere
weee'd all over floor
Wallet empty, sore bum (lol)
Woke up, got sectioned
Bathtub, covered in cakeNaked,
Naked, awoken by cherry-picker
Five words, broke rules
Awoke in carpark, Luxembourg
Declared sane for prosecution
Hyphenated in ma dictionary
your not my wife
I'm your father luke
Noo ooo ooo oooo!
Puked in washing machine
Sick in my sleep
You're a wizard harry!
It was not pretty
Accidentally over the floor
Fell over a lot
Gypsy Camp, Tip Toes
helicopter, bang, pager, friends
Tigers, wolves and horses
Lions, tigers and bears
Whose are these shoes?
Awake bus Argentina memoryless
one knee ring proposed
Stabbed man, body slammed
Taken home by police
Vomit exactly one pint
Shouted at a wall
Went the wrong way...
where am i again?
Alcohol, drugs, roses, faeces
Holding my own poo
Not Girlfriend in bed
Why in this ditch
Toilet floor, red vomit
Hair poo smells awful
Vomit down my back
Projectiled on a church
Woke up, three knees
almost died
talked to plant pot
woke up Peak District
Footprints on the ceiling
Lied about winning lottery (this isn't true)
Floor, garden, stomach, hospital.
Farm, sheep, missing trousers
3 day hangover
group vomiting in minibus
Sex on Car Bonnet
Vodka Mates Field Morning
Head sambuca sick bucket
purple legs, sore head
Peddle bin dump lounge
Got knocked out badly
Police, pond, black sick
mistakenly entered neighbors house!
Roadworks
Urinated nephews toy box
Fell asleep in soup
Bed bin death puke
chalked random woman's toes
Woke up inside female
Onion rings for everyon
What??? is this rash!!
Don't remember, kicked out
Suprise Garda sleep over
Poo'ed out used condom
Stolen tequila handbag ruined
Created child with penis
Put arm around policeman
Ate wooden chip fork
accidentally over random's sink
Other end of country
In wheelchair, seatbelt on
Naked running down canal
Alcoholic Gastritis. Jesus, Tequila
Woke up in puke
Shopping trolley, steep hill
Vomited on own penis
Stuck part in crazy
Sofa, sick, naked, mum
Possibly friend called dick?
Upturned table sang takethat
Puked on friend's wife
Closing time? Lock in!
Wrong bedroom, wrong house
woke-up in Soho, half-naked,
I have forgotten everything
Threw boxers across dancefloor
These breasts aren't pillows
arm stuck toilet u-bend
woke up in graveyard
slept in car park
Why am I sticky?
Conquest, awoken, unhappy, husband
Turkey, Cedric, Diplomatic immunity
Jack Daniels, Unicorns, Vomit
Urinated on Gf's curtains
Vodka, urinated, in-law's sofa
drink driving bumper cars
broke ankle walked home
Have I turned green?
elephant impression. chruch
crawling along train platform
Friends laundry basket, puke
Woke up on lifeboat
hospital miami hire car
Maglite as beer glass
Tennants, blood, pain, Joy
Bouncer, Police, Arrest, Caution
Lost my shirt, officer
Big, hairy, hella scary
Sticky fingers. Confused cousin
House full of cones
Stole optics from pub
Christmas day hangover, ruined
not doing that again!
Vomited, then ate it
Five days to recover
Bacardi, Coke, Lime, Wrath.
Broken wrist, concussion... How?
Three some? That'll do
get me an ambulance!
**** in sock drawer
Three willies, did 180
Tadpole sandwich
Manhole in, police home
Half naked toilet strangers
stole a palm tree
Key broken in lock
never been drunk before
Spewed, missed the toilet
Crashed bicycle broken nose
Strangled, puked, flashed, pasty
Trolley chippy wall blood
Urinated near cop, jail
Beer enemas are delightful
Shot race, projectile vomiting
Puked, fell in canal
Party, Technohead, Naked, Dancing
Stair fall while vomiting
Bushes railway broken wrist
Twelve hour mower race
litre whisky bench hospital
Crawling across main road.
Old people's home, zzzzzz
Slept in mum's bed
vodka, under, bed, crying
Doggie girl puke back.
Dirty Milf and Daughter
Door, vomit on wife.
Broke, left, foot, OUCH!
tried to eat joint (can't remember friends wedding)
Cannot remember a thing!
Night in the cells.
beer festival train shart
legs turn bright red (I'm Asian)
Prank, jump, head, doorframe.
Week or single night?
Awoke public car park
Vomited into a fridge.
See none of Sunday
tried to climb fence
torn scrotum police caution
Thailand, gender misinterpretation
Aspers Stratford negative balance
Vodka Lime, pint glass.
Tried to climb Policevan
skateboard slide broken arm
Dumfries, Chancers, Shuffling, Barred.
Period on white shirt
Stranger sex on catamaran (camera man?)
Hungary, Stag-do, Drink, 4am+
pooing in the bathtube
What happened to Sunday
mngggggh, uhhhhhhh, snhhhh, BLEEERRRRRRRRGGHHH
Green projectile vomit, Barclays
I really can't recall
20p open front door
Awake for three days.
"Urinated on my gran"
Thank you for taking part in the other thread you beautiful, broken, drunken but honest people
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