I appear to not have a bed now...

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:07

...as it currently occupied by two sleeping drunk ladies who came up to see me when they came home.

Not entirely sure how I plan on regaining use of it tonight...

theo · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:09

poke them with a stick until the leave?

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:10

I might just sit here for a while longer and drink my wine.

Phog · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:13

There's always room for a 3rd.

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:14

You say that, yet there really really isn't. I swear these poxy beds aren't even full single size.

Dace · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:14

Just hop in with them.

(And I mean just hop in and go to sleep if you're tired, its unlikely anything is going to happen if you think posting on the forums will give you the right answer)

Jotun · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:15

Fire alarm tbh.

VaderDSL · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:19

fake spider on the face of one of them

she'll scream wake the other one up, fake spider will go flying she'll scream you rush in save the day, hop into bed shove the two ladies onto a sette/chair/floor etc and hop into a nice warm comfy bed.

theo · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:19

Evil-Penguin said:
Fire alarm tbh.

or just loud music as not to annoy the rest of the area

TTIUWP

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:19

Fire Alarm...

perhaps not

I think i'll sit and drink wine for a while, see if they wake up at all, if not then I'll just go to bed anway. I'm not actually tired :S

Nix · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:22

lol.
Find somewhere else to sleep then tease them about stealing your bed in the morning

Insanity · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:24

Send one to me.

theo · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:25

just one?

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:26

If I were to find a permanent marker would that be harsh? Seeing as they are drunk (and asleep) and I am only in the process of getting drunk?

Nix · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:26

Hang on a minute. Two girls in your bed and you're sitting there drinking wine? Am I missing something?

theo · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:27

permanant marker sounds like fun tbh

or you could do something interesting with whipped cream...

Mickey_D · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:27

I agree.

Pictures would make this thread infinitely better!!

Nix · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:27

theo said:
permanant marker sounds like fun tbh

or you could do something interesting with whipped cream...

What, like squirt it straight into your mouth?

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:28

Well they were going to drink the wine with me, but the cork disintegrated into the wine bottle, so i went in the kitchen to transfer it to a new container and get rid of the cork and I came back to find them sleeping.

Nix · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:28

Hello Mikey, how are you today my fine sir?

<3 tangents.