I appear to not have a bed now...

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:07

...as it currently occupied by two sleeping drunk ladies who came up to see me when they came home.

Not entirely sure how I plan on regaining use of it tonight...

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:10

I might just sit here for a while longer and drink my wine.

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:14

You say that, yet there really really isn't. I swear these poxy beds aren't even full single size.

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:19

Fire Alarm...

perhaps not

I think i'll sit and drink wine for a while, see if they wake up at all, if not then I'll just go to bed anway. I'm not actually tired :S

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:26

If I were to find a permanent marker would that be harsh? Seeing as they are drunk (and asleep) and I am only in the process of getting drunk?

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:28

Well they were going to drink the wine with me, but the cork disintegrated into the wine bottle, so i went in the kitchen to transfer it to a new container and get rid of the cork and I came back to find them sleeping.

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:30

Posting pictures does run the risk of me getting caught doing that, and after watching one of these two beat shaun half to death last night Im not sure I want to do that :eek:

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:32

SherberT* said:
Squirt some white shower gel over them.

I have this really dodgy looking aftershave balm - looks just like you know what.

Thats a very good idea!

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:37

Here you go then, 1 pic and 1 pic only!

Edit - k guys, the water suggestions are bed - this is my bed!

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:38

pah you people are never happy!

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:39

cheets64 said:
You are drinking wine.

Homemade, from grapes grown in my very own garden.

I am drinking the stuff made in 98, highly potent and actually tastes nice.

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:41

Sanzy said:
on the left looks like a skelebob with a wig :O

I am in so much trouble if this gets found.

Still, makes it more exciting

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:45

Mickey_D said:
Heh, picture minus blanket!! :evilgrin:

They aren't undressed

edit - god I love this place sometimes, there is always someone to talk to even at 3:40 am

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:46

As if I would do such a thing :eek:

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:48

SherberT* said:
Using shower gel you sick monkey.

I was referring to Nix's 'how about now?' comment

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 03:53

hahahahahhaa - you lot crack me up

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 04:17

aawww... damn, there was sleep talking just then, and I missed recording it

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 04:20

Mickey informed me on MSN that eating Bourbon biscuits while drink wine is a bad idea...

thoughts?

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 04:25

Well being homemade it has made it somewhere in the middle...

...red or white? You lot can call that one

divine` · 19 Feb 2006 at 04:38

I'm debating the fake jizz atm

She would hurt me.

She bit me the other day when I wound her up about fancying her sister