I can't get it up, and it's very floppy

[FoxEye]

Fairly sure I've got an ancient one with worms on it. But it hasn't seen the light of day for years. It could be damaged and unusable.

If I ever found it I doubt anyone would be interested in it; if I tried giving it to someone I doubt most people would even know what to do with it.

 

[Chojin]

You can restore it by cleaning it, and polishing it with a good quality fluffer.

 

[Nasher]

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Are you able to put your tongue on it?