I can't open my salsa :(

penski

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Right...I have a bag of yummy-licious Lime Doritos.

And a jar of numnumtastic Mild Salsa.

BUT!

The lid on the salsa turns maybe 15 degrees then stops.

How can I get my salsa open?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

*n
 
run the lid under a hot tap :)

Then use a towel to get better grip of the lid and twist like your life depended on it.
 
penski said:
Right...I have a bag of yummy-licious Lime Doritos.

And a jar of numnumtastic Mild Salsa.

BUT!

The lid on the salsa turns maybe 15 degrees then stops.

How can I get my salsa open?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

*n
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Stop being such a giant girl and open it like a man?

Like.. with your hands?

I won't insult you by asking if you're turning it the right way!
 
You big sissy, give it here and I'll show you how it's done.

Try giving the lid a short sharp tap in the corner of a table or something. Failing that, just stick a screwdriver in it until you can make a hole big enough to stick your doritos in.
 
Tap the edge of the top on a work surface, seems to work for me. Also an elatic band round the edge then give it a good pull works a treat too.

Failing that, hammer and chissle.
 
can opener.

failing that hit it with the fork end of a fork hammer or just use a crow-bar. youre an enthusiastic mechanic - use your noggin :p
 
Scuzi said:
You big sissy, give it here and I'll show you how it's done.

Try giving the lid a short sharp tap in the corner of a table or something. Failing that, just stick a screwdriver in it until you can make a hole big enough to stick your doritos in.
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always works. 4 firm taps around the lid and it'll come off no problem. failing that just smash it to pieces, but make sure you get all the glass out though :p
 
I can't believe that anyone on here has the temerity to question my manliness.

I came back to this thread with open salsa...And was quite disappointed to find that it was the convict who suggested what I'd already done.

*n
 
penski said:
I can't believe that anyone on here has the temerity to question my manliness.

I came back to this thread with open salsa...And was quite disappointed to find that it was the convict who suggested what I'd already done.

*n
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:D
 
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