Last time I had it was late and I had been on the sauce, 2 slices of white bread, with spread.
Whole tin of spam, sliced into 3, fried in the pan till golden.
In the bread with home made coleslaw (so not dripping in mayo like ship bought) and a good squeeze of sriracha chilli sauce.
Filthy.
.....but so good.
I didn't finish it all, so I had the rest, cold for breakfast.