I felt like a right Richard..

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

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Picture the scene, you’re in the weights room and a lovely lady is peddling her way on a bike going nowhere. Her posture rocks side to side and she looks in you’re your direction and smiles :cool:

You smile back with a sickly and pathetic grin :D and she smiles and laughs. You feel slightly dizzy through the anticipation that there maybe a connection; although this could be just the smell of your arm pit residue whilst sadly hyper-ventilating over getting too excited. You check, uggghh!

After pouncing around and retuning even more sick grins you realise that she’s actually watching and laughing at the damn TV just above the door way.

This has never happened to me !:o

you?
 
"Hi I'm Richard"
Stopped paying attention to hot girls in the gym lol its just not worth it and once they see your dry patches....
 
The name “Richard” is used herein as a substituted word of another meaning not suitable for public use and is therefore purely fictional. It does not refer to any persons, animal, or any creature (living or deceased) including the Dons is purely and completely coincidental
 
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And smell your body odour...

Gyms aren't too great for meeting people.

The name “Richard” is used herein as a substituted word of another meaning not suitable for public use and is therefore purely fictional. It does not refer to any persons, animal, or any creature (living or deceased) including the Dons and maybe coincidentally and unintentional.
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Yes but Zefan is still a poopooface
 
lol yes. And when people say "hi!" and you say it back, but they're actually talking to the person behind you.
 
I was in a toilet once and the guy in the next cubicle greeted me, which was very very strange! Went a bit like this:
Him: "Hey mate"
Me: "Err, hi."
Him: "Hows it goin?"
Me: "Not so bad, you?"
Him: "Sorry mate I'll call you back, some tit in the next cubicle is answering everything I say."

:o
 
Helium_Junkie said:
I was in a toilet once and the guy in the next cubicle greeted me, which was very very strange! Went a bit like this:
Him: "Hey mate"
Me: "Err, hi."
Him: "Hows it goin?"
Me: "Not so bad, you?"
Him: "Sorry mate I'll call you back, some tit in the next cubicle is answering everything I say."

:o
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ROFL
 
Helium_Junkie said:
I was in a toilet once and the guy in the next cubicle greeted me, which was very very strange! Went a bit like this:
Him: "Hey mate"
Me: "Err, hi."
Him: "Hows it goin?"
Me: "Not so bad, you?"
Him: "Sorry mate I'll call you back, some tit in the next cubicle is answering everything I say."

:o
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ROFL - I just spat out my fisherman's friend!
 
How about when you see an old school or work mate in the street and you enthusiastically greet them only to discover that close up they are a complete stranger.
 
Helium_Junkie said:
I was in a toilet once and the guy in the next cubicle greeted me, which was very very strange! Went a bit like this:
Him: "Hey mate"
Me: "Err, hi."
Him: "Hows it goin?"
Me: "Not so bad, you?"
Him: "Sorry mate I'll call you back, some tit in the next cubicle is answering everything I say."

:o
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:D:D:D I actually lol'd at that!
 
Helium_Junkie said:
I was in a toilet once and the guy in the next cubicle greeted me, which was very very strange! Went a bit like this:
Him: "Hey mate"
Me: "Err, hi."
Him: "Hows it goin?"
Me: "Not so bad, you?"
Him: "Sorry mate I'll call you back, some tit in the next cubicle is answering everything I say."

:o
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!

Yes you wouldnt shut up, only joking... unlucky though...

Stelly
 
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