Once upon a time, there was a population of a great forum of discussion named OcUK. The people were happy and joyous, enjoying pancakes and all that their sugary, lemony goodness had to offer. The people would joke and frolic, occasionally declaring that 'pancake' was the resolution to their arguments. They were often correct and nobody had a problem with this. Then one day a mysterious Spartan came to their forum and proclaimed "'Lo, pancakes are stupid and should be banished from your community" and the people were shocked and frightened. The deities that looked over their once peaceful community became enraged and in an act of vengeance they changed the Spartan's name to Pancake, while permanently affixing a pancake to his head. All was well from then on.
And that my children is the story of the pancake monster.