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tinder said:
To put it politely? I wouldn't bother trying for a career in fiction writing. Poor effort, from someone who, doubtlessly, fancies themselves as either a) funny, or b) smart.
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I'm glad you think what I've said is a work of bad fiction, it only highlights how unbelievably messed up my life is. As I'm sat here now, post Chiquitos, with a woman who smells like the inside of a packet of dry roasted peanuts and who has facial hair reminiscent of one of those folks you see on Ripley's Believe It Or Not, I assure you, this shizzle is real.
 
Maccy said:
Where’s the face palm emoji when you need it
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OP, if you're serious, then LTB. That's what they say on Mumsnet. It stands for leave the ******* (last word is a sweary).

But like the others on here said, it's not serious and probably a troll.

Of it's a reverse i.e. you are the girl. But then again, there are no girls on the internet. So you're a guy really, a hairy guy, and the other guy's a guy too.

tinder said:
Tinder.
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We've established that it's 2 guys not a guy/girl, so Tinder can't post in this thread. You need to change your user name to Grindr :p
 
If this is real, which it clearly isn't, the correct advice would be to leave her. The reason being that resentment from either side would lead to a poor relationship that would break down. She resents you for wearing someone else's pants and you resent her for being a mess. Not going to end well and no matter what happens it will end, so do it sooner rather than later.

But it's not real, just no mod has worked out who you actually are yet.
 
It was quite funny I thought but I'm going to have to pull you up on your misogyny to fit in with the permanently offended political correctness crowd.
 
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