I know it's only spam but...

That's awesome, send it to the Daily Mail and you'll probably get an article written on how spam will kill you :p

Just don't forget to start the e-mail with I was SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED to find...
 
What a n00b.

Don should have taken you to a secure location, warned you, given you a timeframe and then released you somewhere in the middle of town.

I mean, it's definitely spam. Yep. Spam.

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Should reply back saying this email belongs to scotland yard and we know where you are and what your up to. But i have too much paper work to sort you out so im willing to make a deal. Please pay me £10,000 in used notes of no bigger than £10 at so so address and i will let the matter be forgotten. Failure to do this and i will have to make room in my schedule to get involved in your scam and arrest you.

Say somit like that. :p
 
Reply to him

Hello Don Gunshot

I wanted to reply and thank you for bringing motivation and reason back into my life, for you see I am also a professional killer. However dispensing death to the idiot masses had lost it appeal and challenge.

But now! The prospect of a deadly cat and mouse game with another in the profession has set my blood alight. The prospect of ending your life has me throbbing with excitement for one in our line of work who breaks the contract between employer and client deserves to feel the kind of pain I have trained my whole life to dispense.

By the time you read this I will have engaged my large network of contacts to provide me with the details necessary to let me begin my hunt. A hunt that can only end with one of us left alive.

I am glad you have deemed to take pity on me but rest assured none will be forthcoming when it is your turn to feel the icy fingers of death bearing down on you.

You are what I have been waiting for you shall be the Hook to my Pan, the Smith to my Neo, the Moriarty to my Holmes.

Let the games commence.
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