I might try a go at becoming a model, what do you think?

[DavidB]

Sometimes I think I should just star in a porn movie I am built for it. I would enjoy it.

I am not into topless modeling. I am a guy but not muscular.

At least lie convincingly, be consistent in your story telling and your book sales will do better

 

[Happy]

As a tea boy?

No... rent boy

 

[Red and White]

My name is John Patrick Hobson

My colleagues wouldn't be too happy if I posted a pic on these forums.

 

[thepeganator]

WTF is going on?

 

[neil3k]

Spie i will buy an omg megaz system off ocuk if you ban this tool for evar

 

[reflux]

My name is John Patrick Hobson

My colleagues wouldn't be too happy if I posted a pic on these forums.

Is this you?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php...214a6cfefe708569&id=652119072&hiq=john,hobson

 

[dvdbunny]

Okay the government is a joke and the name

But really nothing I have said is a lie apart from the above sentence

 

[Cosimo]

I work in the government

You are Gordo

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Lois: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris: Me too!
Meg: Me too!
........
........
........
Peter: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg (shrugs): I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter: Get out! Get out of this house!
(Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.)
Peter: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
(Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.)

 

[danielmp007]

/|\
/ \

Found him

 

[ConTRo13R]

Is this you?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php...214a6cfefe708569&id=652119072&hiq=john,hobson

Owned if is!

 

[Red and White]

dont start posting pics of some random guy with that name. obviously what dvdbunny wants and obviously not him. next you will be telling me that yantorosen is the defence minister.

 

[gjrc]

quality thread. seriously delusional!



pics please. seriously my sister works for models one, she will tell you how much you can earn.

 

[uv]

Can we have him banned yet? Vote please?

KaHn

+1. It'll be as huge as the ocuk colour change thread, though rather more one sided.

 

[Happy]

+1. It'll be as huge as the ocuk colour change thread, though rather more one sided.

It'd be unfair to just single dvdbunny out though, we would need to add platinum87 too

 

[dvdbunny]

I've always wondered maybe I am good for overclocker sales

 

[reflux]

I've always wondered maybe I am good for overclocker sales

Yes, yes you are. As a result of this thread I have purchased a GTX295 and a Core i7 965.

 

[Mat]

I've always wondered maybe I am good for overclocker sales

Thats not going to make the hole you've dug any shallower I'm afraid

 

[dvdbunny]

Have you ever wondered this?

Perhaps my real job is to keep people coming back to overclockers to bring more sales in, in a viral way.

I can't believe I just said that, it's something I have wanted to say for years. I'm just done with this job.

 

[ChrisJSY]

the government pays me welfare

Also viral marketing? hahaha... you're just entertainment to laugh at with your ludicrous posts.