I open my window a small amount...

SideWinder · 22 Jun 2016 at 15:57

...and flies always seem to somehow get into my bedroom.

Why is it? So annoying. It is literally less than a foot high and 4 feet across.

WHY.

I am clean,tidy and don't eat in my room.

Diddums · 22 Jun 2016 at 15:57

Close your legs.

Six6siX · 22 Jun 2016 at 15:57

SideWinder said:
...and flies always seem to somehow get into my bedroom.

Why is it? So annoying. It is literally less than a foot high and 4 feet across.

WHY.

I am clean,tidy and don't eat in my room.

That's a pretty big fly.

gandhi · 22 Jun 2016 at 15:58

Don't keep corpses under your bed

Stop respiring

get a fly screen

quit bitching, it's just a fly.

cheesyboy · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:00

SideWinder said:
...and flies always seem to somehow get into my bedroom.

Why is it? So annoying. It is literally less than a foot high and 4 feet across.

WHY.

I am clean,tidy and don't eat in my room.

It's pretty inexplicable that a fly could fit through that, as described.

Have you missed an important detail? It sounds a bit far fetched otherwise

SideWinder · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:02

cheesyboy said:
It's pretty inexplicable that a fly could fit through that, as described.

Have you missed an important detail? It sounds a bit far fetched otherwise

2 in the past hour...no details missed.

I live in London. Maybe lots and lots of flies...

cainer · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:03

net curtain

/thread.

teenwolf · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:05

You need queen wasp

Cosimo · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:05

They want something you have.

Avenged7Fold · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:07

teenwolf said:
You need queen wasp

^
This

My dad's a queen wasp and he kills windows for a living.

NoobCannon · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:19

Nuke your window from orbit and replace it with a letterbox

cheesyboy · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:22

SideWinder said:
2 in the past hour...no details missed.

I live in London. Maybe lots and lots of flies...

You sure they aren't getting in, or even living, somewhere else? The breeze from the window might be agitating them out of hiding.

Kosmiche · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:23

laser traps

fatiain · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:23

You've got 4 square feet of window and you're confused that a 1/4 inch fly can fit through it?

fatiain · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:24

Oh and buy some fly spray.

Or a Venus fly trap.

Akagi · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:24

Six6siX said:
That's a pretty big fly.

LOL

cheesyboy · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:45

They don't like conkers, do they? Just put a few of those by your window.

Or is that spiders...?

Well, put some spiders by your window too.

Akagi · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:51

It is spiders who supposedly don't like conkers, but it is probably complete ********.

Fuggan · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:53

I hate this **** too, always ****ing bluebottles that get in. I always win but yeah, annoying.

Housey · 22 Jun 2016 at 16:56

They nest in your windows. I was infected a few years back, MILLIONS of them and I'm dead posh n owt and I have a cleaner, gardener and personal trainer but still I was a flea'ers