I saw Noel Gallagher in Essex yesterday!

I saw Gaz Coombes and Brett Anderson running in the direction of Jarvis Cocker the other day. Gaz Coombes got there first as Brett got into fight with Thom Yorke along the way.

Brett Anderson was beaten to a Pulp.
 
Bubo said:
I saw Gaz Coombes and Brett Anderson running in the direction of Jarvis Cocker the other day. Gaz Coombes got there first as Brett got into fight with Thom Yorke along the way.

Brett Anderson was beaten to a Pulp.
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Terrible jokes (I love them though) aside, I did actually meet him in a WHSmith, told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a pain and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away to carry on looking around, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milk ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Zefan said:
Terrible jokes (I love them though) aside, I did actually meet him in a WHSmith, told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a pain and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away to carry on looking around, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milk ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Quality anecdote that does a lot to dispell the myth that he's an arrogant ******! :p
 
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