I stole a dog!

Once working for the next door mafia, and now you're stealing dogs!

A step down in my books, tut tut.
 
I think you did good. This was clearly a terrierist scoping out the area. If you hadn't intervened no doubt we would be hearing about a suicide bomb dog on the news.
 
Someone did this with our dog. It managed to escape from the side yard after the coal man put a bag of coal against the wall which the dog used to leap over the wall. After hours of searching, my dad and I went for a pint only to find the dog sitting in the bar. Some guy had found it running around the village and brought it to the bar to see who owned it.

We were eternally grateful because the dog is stupid enough to run out in front of cars.

So... I guess the moral of this story is to go for a pint :p
 
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