I went to the doctor for a checkup

[Feek]

He did the usual stuff, checked me over, blood pressure, weight etc and then took my pulse. He told me it was as regular as clockwork.

I pointed out that he had his hand on my wristwatch.

 

[Lysander]

Feek, can you ban this guy.

 

[BUDFORCE]

As you are one of the moderators on this forum, I would like to make a declaration that this is one of the best jokes I have come across for a long time, potentially ever.

 

[Em3bbs]

Thanks mrk

 

[Hades]

Can a mod move this to the "what watch do you wear" thread please.

 

[413x]

I haven't got time for this!

 

[Ayahuasca]

 

[Hades]

I haven't got time for this!

 

[something daft already!!]

Is this a statement about an incompetent Dr or a very poor attempt at humour? I'm confused.

 

[Fluffybob]

 

[mrk]

A proper wind up.

 

[Mason-]

Bruh

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

What do you call an IT dude who touches kids?

A pdf file.

 

[Hades]

 

[Ayahuasca]

IT dude

 

[DXP55]

He did the usual stuff, checked me over, blood pressure, weight etc and then took my pulse. He told me it was as regular as clockwork.

I pointed out that he had his hand on my wristwatch.

You was lucky - I went for a prostrate test and said to Doc where do I put my underpants - He said on top of mine over there.

 

[peterwalkley]

Many years ago I was having a medical for life insurance. The Doctor gave me a cup and asked me to pass him some water. I turned around and filled it from the tap ... and only then twigged he meant something entirely different from the look on his face. Doh !

 

[RxR]

A lady doctor once played with my delyrium.

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

Couold you maybe read a joke book to obtain some better jokes? I say ban yourself too.

 

[BUDFORCE]

I went to a Zoo the other day.

Turns out they only had one animal which was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.