I went to the doctor for a checkup

[[FnG]magnolia]

You was lucky - I went for a prostrate test and said to Doc when do I put my underpants - He said on top of mine over there.

'When'?

Is this a Back To The Future joke?

 

[RxR]

Ive got a neurosurgeon who believes in moonshots. Diagnosed with a brain tumour - what will we do, I asked. Check it every 12 months, he said, in 6 it can take off like a rocket.

 

[Rainmaker]

No medical threads.

 

[kindai]

The DNA of President Zelensky has recently been analysed by Russian scientists, there was a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk found in the sample.

Experts say that this was probably due to the large bounty on his head at the time.

 

[ZombieFan]

I had the results from my blood test this morning. It was all clear.


Which is a problem because it's supposed to be red.

 

[Diddums]

What the **** is happening to this place

 

[Feek]

What the **** is happening to this place

I know, some of the replies to my post are outrageous, right?

 

[throwaway4372]

Don't make me mention the envelope again.

 

[Jono8]

This is a bad joke.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Is this a statement about an incompetent Dr or a very poor attempt at humour? I'm confused.

Considering that nobody gets to see a doctor these days unless you're basically dying I'll leave it up to you to guess.

Disclaimer: I'm having to go through NHS websites to get a callback to speak to someone to get another callback from the surgery about an over the phone consultation thats how labyrinthine any attempt at medical consultation is these days

 

[touch]

Considering that nobody gets to see a doctor these days unless you're basically dying I'll leave it up to you to guess.

This is what I thought when I saw the thread title. Is a "check up" at the doctor even a thing anymore?

 

[McBain]

Terrible, please ban OP