omgtherewasthis one time at band camp when this guy gave me this briefcase full of money and he was like "here keep it, you can also have the keys to my aston martin db9". i was like "whats the catch?" and he was like "theres no catch" so i was like "wow thanks!" so i took the briefcase and drove home in my shiney new car..had the windows rolled down and waving at everyone looking at me. i could see from their expressions that they all thought i was really cool. got home, parked the car on the drive and went to bed because it was getting late.
beat that.