OcUK the Game:
Aim of the game: get the biggest post count.
Once you have a 5 star thread you can convert it into posts or maybe the other way around.
Hazard cards:
Your sig is too big! lose a turn while you resize it.
Swearie in link! your post is deleted. Lose 10 posts.
Repost! miss a turn while you find something original to post.
Unfunny Joke! get your coat and miss a turn.
Bracket Attack! miss a turn while you attempt to decipher what he means.
No Hotlinking! your post is deleted. Lose 10 posts.
Competitor! your post is deleted. Lose 20 posts.
Your still on 56K? miss a turn while you wait for the thread to load.
Another Relationship thread! miss a turn while you work out who is who and what they did.
Family Forum! that's not appropriate! Lose 20 posts.
EEEEK! No warning! miss a turn while you hide behind your chair after seeing a picture of a spider, ugly woman, mondeo, whatever scares you!
Stupid question! No you aren't attractive, not even to ladies only! Lose 10 posts.
Mods wake up! Lose 50 posts. Serves you right for spamming!
Attention Whore! Just stop please! Miss a turn due to all the tabs you have open ready to post in.
Bonus cards:
Funny Joke! Gain a star.
Humorous Photoshop! Gain a star.
Heated debate! Gain a star.
Mods asleep! Gain 50 posts.
Pictures of hot women! Gain 2 stars.
Helpful advice! Gain a star.
Master of Paint! Gain a star.
Original Thread idea! Gain a star.
Special Character Cards:
Owners Prerogative! Spie cleans up the forum. Deduct 20 posts from everyone.
Sig Police! Zefan checks everyones sigs. Pick 2 posters to miss a turn for having over sized sigs.
Beer Builder Dangerous furnishes a house with empty beer cans. 5 Star Thread! Gain 5 stars.
Ey up! Them whippets are quick! Gilly logs on. Gain 100 posts.
BROADBAND! Photoshop mania! Everyone gains 20 posts.
Too much time on my hands.