ideas needed for slight problem at work!

This winds me up immensely.

There is one guy in the office who speaks at different volumes depending who he is phoning. When phoning someone else in the office he whispers. When phoning someone down the road he talks normally and when phoning someone in another country he shouts...

"HI IT'S DARREN HERE....FROM THE UK".


Grrrrrrr...... I don't think he understands how the phone works! :mad:
 
JonB said:
This winds me up immensely.

There is one guy in the office who speaks at different volumes depending who he is phoning. When phoning someone else in the office he whispers. When phoning someone down the road he talks normally and when phoning someone in another country he shouts...

"HI IT'S DARREN HERE....FROM THE UK".


Grrrrrrr...... I don't think he understands how the phone works! :mad:
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OMZ I HATES MY COLEGUES

You lot need to sort it out to be honest. Have a joke with the bloke "You do know how the phone works right... *lol*"

Thanks for the laughs though. Haha.
 
The guy who sits at the desk opposite (fancy office with an open plan malarky :/) is a devout committed christian, and spends at least half an hour a day on the phone to his wife praising god and telling him he loves her, "sweetie" in a sickening voice that makes me want to crush his larynx with a screwdriver.
 
platypus said:
The guy who sits at the desk opposite (fancy office with an open plan malarky :/) is a devout committed christian, and spends at least half an hour a day on the phone to his wife praising god and telling him he loves her, "sweetie" in a sickening voice that makes me want to crush his larynx with a screwdriver.
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Go and tell your boss that you are a practising muslim and find his jibber jabber offensive :p
 
platypus said:
The guy who sits at the desk opposite (fancy office with an open plan malarky :/) is a devout committed christian, and spends at least half an hour a day on the phone to his wife praising god and telling him he loves her, "sweetie" in a sickening voice that makes me want to crush his larynx with a screwdriver.
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Does he have two sons called Rod and Tod ? :D
 
WIBSBOT said:
Does he have two sons called Rod and Tod ? :D
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Hah, whilst thats funny it gets worse.

He and his wife are trying for a baby, but can't conceive and so are going for IVF treatment. So I have to hear about all the details and his complaining that he's on a year long queue.
 
stop it!!! im laqughing to much to be doing work related web browsing..

anyway - all is now good, went to the pub, chilled out for an hour, had a pint and all is now good....

I think it was me being a little touchy for some reason as he never anoyes me much normaly...

Still, glad to see im not the only one. wonder if we can get a web cam site up to show these people :)

ColiN
 
colinuk said:
stop it!!! im laqughing to much to be doing work related web browsing..

anyway - all is now good, went to the pub, chilled out for an hour, had a pint and all is now good....

I think it was me being a little touchy for some reason as he never anoyes me much normaly...

Still, glad to see im not the only one. wonder if we can get a web cam site up to show these people :)

ColiN
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A pint solves everything! Although if it takes a pint to cure all your work hassle.. May I point you to this thread

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17732408

:p
 
dun said:
OMZ I HATES MY COLEGUES

You lot need to sort it out to be honest. Have a joke with the bloke "You do know how the phone works right... *lol*"

Thanks for the laughs though. Haha.
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Yeah, don't think i've tried this? The guy is a moron. He reports people for being noisy, yet he is the loudest in the office! :rolleyes:
 
JonB said:
Yeah, don't think i've tried this? The guy is a moron. He reports people for being noisy, yet he is the loudest in the office! :rolleyes:
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A bit of superglue on the listening part of the receiver and/or the handle part should show him, and get a right laugh out of everyone else :D
 
wordy said:
A bit of superglue on the listening part of the receiver and/or the handle part should show him, and get a right laugh out of everyone else :D
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Depending how annoying he is, you might even get a few cheers in the background :p
 
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