Identify this arachnid

[Lmg80]

Wife recons false widow

https://ibb.co/KXgZ4K6

 

[alchal]

If I was a mod i would ban you to hell.


Obviously it's a Satan spider....they all are.

I skipped looking at the picture.

 

[Stu999]

Why is it’s abdomen so small and have a smiley face on it?

 

[DoneADougalOnSofa]

That will be a Noble False Widow...

 

[Junglist]

That will be a Noble False Widow...

I was going to say a False Widow but it's abdomen looked too skinny. Never heard of a Noble False Widow before but it certainly looks like the OPs picture.

 

[wedrum]

Its John lennon

 

[Lmg80]

Why is it’s abdomen so small and have a smiley face on it?

It's a male, hence smaller abdomen I think

 

[builder22]

and the face?

 

[Lmg80]

and the face?

Painted it on to look mean

 

[builder22]

looks like it's from the 70's

 

[Mikeey]

It’s a false widow. And they bite. Allegedly the bite is no worse than a wasp sting though. At this time of year they seek a warmer climate hence why folk are coming across them more indoors.

 

[roy_g_biv]

Where in the country are you? So I can avoid it

 

[DEL 707]

Looks like flamethrower kindling to me.

 

[something daft already!!]

That's a Porkie the Pig spider.

 

[crazy8s]

I'm not an expert but it looks like a spider.

Spoiler

You're welcome

 

[Scrutinize]

..

 

[dacads]

How will you be cooking it?

Crispy spider legs anyone

 

[Hades]

I've seen quite a few of those near my house. One outside the vedroomnwindows. Another in the garage and one under the garden table I was sitting at. They seem to have taken hold in my area unfortunately.

 

[ahar]

Clearly a queen wasp, not a spider at all.

I get them under my corner sofa sometimes

 

[vanpeebles]

Lunarian Flesh Thirster. They rode to Earth on old returning moon landers.