Identify this please

Raggs · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:22

no idea tbh but nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure.

Spannerhead · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:30

just don't let it hug your face for long periods of time

sither · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:31

Stick your tongue on it

Gary* · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:34

That's a King Spider, my dad poos them through letterboxes after getting a mac10 in under 6 minutes.

Efour · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:39

Gary* said:
That's a King Spider, my dad poos them through letterboxes after getting a mac10 in under 6 minutes.

Man of science here.

sidimmu · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:58

Either way, a shovel should be able to help you.

beachBOYken · 22 Jul 2023 at 11:59

Gary* said:
That's a King Spider, my dad poos them through letterboxes after getting a mac10 in under 6 minutes.

Did you use ChatGPT?

Gary* · 22 Jul 2023 at 12:01

beachBOYken said:
Did you use ChatGPT?

How dare you.

Are you not versed in the history of these forums?
Shame, shame on you.

(I am not a shop)

iron_monkey · 22 Jul 2023 at 12:25

Ive identified him.

Sirrel Squirrel · 22 Jul 2023 at 12:48

sidimmu said:
Many different shapes and sizes to Wolf spiders.
Think you just got an old boy there, hence its size.

Just had another look at spider bro, I think you're right, looking at the colours on her body

flea.rider · 22 Jul 2023 at 15:27

Sirrel Squirrel said:
Just had another look at spider bro, I think you're right, looking at the colours on her body

what do you mean another look ?? it should be dead by now .. send in the marines ...
you do know thats how covid started .. a spider bite ..

sither · 22 Jul 2023 at 15:31

Bbq should well of been lit by now

iron_monkey · 22 Jul 2023 at 15:36

sither said:
Bbq should well of been lit by now

sidimmu · 22 Jul 2023 at 16:04

Sirrel Squirrel said:
Just had another look at spider bro, I think you're right, looking at the colours on her body

The legs are the give away for me, never seen legs like that on a house spider. OOOO-AHHHH....

Also, what are you doing looking? Less looking, more destroying please sir.

413x · 22 Jul 2023 at 16:41

Sirrel Squirrel said:
I don't think it is, I have one that lives in my window

That's not a wolf spider. It's an orb we I think.

Drollic · 22 Jul 2023 at 16:50

Young nightweb spider. Comically bad drops as well.

Sirrel Squirrel · 22 Jul 2023 at 17:16

413x said:
That's not a wolf spider. It's an orb we I think.

Interesting, don't know much honestly, was just going by the closest pic I could find which was this one

False Wolf Spiders - Zoropsis spinimana - UK Safari

Close up photos and information about False Wolf Spiders in Great Britain and Northern Ireland

www.uksafari.com

throwaway4372 · 22 Jul 2023 at 17:22

the window spider is a standard-issue garden spider, an orb weaver. Araneus diadematus

_lecro_ · 22 Jul 2023 at 20:19

Your going to need a bigger hoover !

BUDFORCE · 22 Jul 2023 at 21:46

_lecro_ said:
Your going to need a bigger hoover !

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole."