Identify this snake

Hilarious thread, if he hadnt have killed it first there would have been the same posters with hilarious "nuke it from orbit" "kill it with fire"

Has the fact he killed it first upset you because you dont get chance to use your hilarious one liners? Do snakes have ovaries?
 
Could there be a Possibility the snake came in a crate from Asia or Australia.

It kind of looks like a type Tiger snake.

Now if im right and it is a tiger snake, then you did thew rigth thing by killing it safely.
If it is a tiger snake and it bit you, it would probably have killed you with in 30 minutes. Possibly even 10

Edit: Just saw you are from asia. If you did get a crate from Australia then i would say its a breed of tiger snake(the common one down here has normally got stripes but there are other breeds around. )
 
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Goodwin said:
Do you a.)

Go: "Oooh, a snake, isn't it cute. Aren't these women being frightfully silly. Let's pick it up and find a place for it."

or

B.)

**** yourself and lamp it with the nearest weighty object.

I would have **** myself and then lamped it, I'm betting everyone else would too in the same position.

Some of you guys need to seriously grow up.

Edited due to quite frankly appalling spelling mistakes.
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Neither, I'd have just put something over it and released it outside.
 
dmpoole said:
There, he is now fixed.

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When I lived in Nigeria I saw a snake coming through the frame of the patio door so I shut it and cut the snake in half.
It was a black mamba :eek:
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pmsl

but on a serious note hindsight is the greatest thing on earth. its all well and good these people saying it aint goona kill(well it aint now) but if you dont no about these things then thats life and it goes on.( well not for this snake anyhow).

as long as he ate it i cant see the issue
 
i know nothing said:
In a blind panic!:o

It came out from under a machine, a bunch of the girls screamed and I threw a stainless steel tray over it. The tray landed on the snake.
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LMAO u show a woman your big long snake and they scream lol

I have no idea what it is sorry
but how the heck did it get in?

could it be a Adder?? (goes off singing Black Adder alday now and thinks omg am showing my age :eek: )
 
I have to agree... split second fight or flight thing i would probably have smashed it - just to be sure. Not to mention i would be **** scared of it.
 
Well so far no one has identified it. I do know what it is as I have since had it identified by an expert.:)

I'll give you a clue, it wasn't poisonous and it is none of the guesses above.;)
 
Snakes are evil, they should be culled from the earth, along with sharks and alligators, i think we would all sleep more peacefully at night knowing they were no longer around to terrorise us.
 
Nomisf said:
I have to agree... split second fight or flight thing i would probably have smashed it - just to be sure. Not to mention i would be **** scared of it.
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What kind of wimps are you lot on this forum? It's a snake not a rabid tiger hell bent on savaging manflesh.
 
Lopéz said:
What kind of wimps are you lot on this forum? It's a snake not a rabid tiger hell bent on savaging manflesh.
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Some snakes are like that though :o
 
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