Modern translation:
Dat is 1 dem quen beez, i shd no m8 - ma bby mamma kil dem 4 life
Identify this spider
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Modern translation:
Dat is 1 dem quen beez, i shd no m8 - ma bby mamma kil dem 4 life
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It's his twin brother Fred. He says, "hello".
Deffo looks a bit like a false widow. It's a good thing you've captured it. But I would be worried where the rest of its family are. Apparently they can lay up to 120 eggs per time.
Oh, and this:
Oh, and this:
Agreed.
/pedant mode onBlack widow !beware because there poison is airbourne
Also causes grammatical errors when typing on forums.
/pendant mode off
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Just cos you're not hip and 'cool' m8
Not too fussed about that if it's "hip and cool" to write & speak like you've been locked in a dungeon for your entire learning career then I don't wish to be!
You will only find out by doing the following:
Step 1: Find all spiders in your house that you can get your mits on, take picture of each one for identification and evidence
Step 2: Give them all names, Wrestling names like the 8 legged rock and 2fang
Step 3: Create an arena, this arena should be fairly big (Bigger than a dinner plate) and be adorned like a true wrestling ring.
Step 4: Release 2 spiders at a time, announce them properly to get the crowd going!
Step 5: While filming, throw tiny plastic chairs into the ring and miniature weapons. The victor of the match gets through to the next rounds.
Step 6: After all matches if the one remaining spider is the one you showed us, then you probably have an evil little thing whatever it is and it must be adorned with golden belts and held aloft in victory.
ps. is anyone looking around the corner's of their rooms now ? I am I dislike spiders..why did I click on this thread
Step 1: Find all spiders in your house that you can get your mits on, take picture of each one for identification and evidence
Step 2: Give them all names, Wrestling names like the 8 legged rock and 2fang
Step 3: Create an arena, this arena should be fairly big (Bigger than a dinner plate) and be adorned like a true wrestling ring.
Step 4: Release 2 spiders at a time, announce them properly to get the crowd going!
Step 5: While filming, throw tiny plastic chairs into the ring and miniature weapons. The victor of the match gets through to the next rounds.
Step 6: After all matches if the one remaining spider is the one you showed us, then you probably have an evil little thing whatever it is and it must be adorned with golden belts and held aloft in victory.
ps. is anyone looking around the corner's of their rooms now ? I am I dislike spiders..why did I click on this thread
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You will only find out by doing the following:
Step 1: Find all spiders in your house that you can get your mits on, take picture of each one for identification and evidence
Step 2: Give them all names, Wrestling names like the 8 legged rock and 2fang
Step 3: Create an arena, this arena should be fairly big (Bigger than a dinner plate) and be adorned like a true wrestling ring.
Step 4: Release 2 spiders at a time, announce them properly to get the crowd going!
Step 5: While filming, throw tiny plastic chairs into the ring and miniature weapons. The victor of the match gets through to the next rounds.
Step 6: After all matches if the one remaining spider is the one you showed us, then you probably have an evil little thing whatever it is and it must be adorned with golden belts and held aloft in victory.
ps. is anyone looking around the corner's of their rooms now ? I am I dislike spiders..why did I click on this thread
ahahah pure comedy gold!
Spiders are none of the above, unless you were to keep one as a pet
Tbh that very much looks like a false widow.
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It does actually look to be a false widow.
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That actually does look genuinely like a False Widow.
I suggest you eat it first.
I suggest you eat it first.