Idiot!

bignev72 · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:34

For years my sister has been telling me I have really bushy eyebrows and teasing me about them.

I never really took any notice until recently. I've been trimming my eyebrow hair with an electric razor every few weeks over the last few months. I've started off on a high setting and then worked down slowly until i'm happy. It's all been going well until today.

I accidently took too much off. Now I have patches missing :eek:

The best part.......... I get married in six weeks. Imagine how well this is going to go down. She's away until tomorrow.

Just though you guys might want a laugh.

*EDIT* Will they grow back in time? I'm thinking not.

JohnnyG · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:36

Rub mustard in to them, they'll grow back in no time

Foxxy · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:42

Okay, what you could do is go to a beauty salon and speak to the girls. They may suggest tinting you eyebrow hair as there probably is hair their but its fine and light coloured. This may fill out some of the gaps

. They will then shape them for you - no not into a girly scouse brow but give you a tidy manly shape

kaiowas · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:43

Shave them off completely and fabricate some heroic manly story where they got burned off by fire.

kokuten · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:43

pics.....

kindai · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:46

Just take them all off, and they'll grow back for 6 weeks evenly.

Source: having my eyebrows shaved off more than once while drunk

ThundyCat · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:47

We need pictures!

Oh and fully shaving them off will make them grow back quicker.

Guerrilla · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:48

kokuten said:
pics.....

They should grow back somein 6 weeks I'd guess... Especially if you apply liberal amounts of mustard (the English type, none of that French or AMerican rubbish) and leave on for a while.

Cosimo · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:49

Pics before and after you put mustard on them please.

Redz · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:52

Glue a hairy caterpillar on each eyebrow. Job done.

ElliorR · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:55

Trim your pubes and glue them above your eye. Sorted.

Conscript · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:55

kokuten said:
pics.....

It took 5 posts. For shame, GD.

If no pics are forthcoming, vote ban Op.

danza · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:56

Cosimo said:
Pics before and after you put mustard on them please.

And during for posterity. Mustard is a growth stimulant for existing hair so should help you out considerably. DON'T GET IT IN YOUR EYES!

Unfortunately doesn't work for male hairloss though.

cyber69 · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:59

bignev72 said:
I've been trimming my eyebrow hair with an electric razor

Are you using a normal size razor's trimmer attachment? Try using a small dedicated nose, ear & whatever trimmer available from boots etc.

bignev72 · 2 Aug 2014 at 09:59

Haha no pics! I might speak to my sister she's pretty good with these things. See what she say.

Ryan-3 · 2 Aug 2014 at 10:01

No pictures leaves me with great disappointment.

Columbo · 2 Aug 2014 at 10:02

bignev72 said:
Haha no pics! I might speak to my sister she's pretty good with these things. See what she say.

Don't speak to your sister you shouldn't have listened to her in the 1st place...men should never shave their eyebrows!!
Anyhow the best place for advice on a resolution is right here in GD, seriously listen to the people in here and you won't go far wrong.

Squark · 2 Aug 2014 at 10:03

Grab a marker pen and scribble, job done.

OhEsEcks · 2 Aug 2014 at 10:13

I pluck the hair between my eyebrows or else I end up looking like a neanderthal. I tried plucking my nose hair once. Don't do that.

Surveyor · 2 Aug 2014 at 10:14

Save the wedding for £4

Pick your colour.

Idiot!

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