Trim your pubes and glue them above your eye. Sorted.
A guy I know did this to create a moustache for an end of movember competition. He did win the "most disturbing" prize.
Trim your pubes and glue them above your eye. Sorted.
The best part.......... I get married in six weeks. Imagine how well this is going to go down. She's away until tomorrow.
Name change to bigeyebrows is appropriate here.