Idiot!

Cosmic182 · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:14

Ttiuwp

Uncle Petey · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:22

Kelt · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:24

amigafan2003 said:
One-nil to your sister!

Well and truly trolled!

deuse · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:27

Maccy said:
Name change to bigeyebrows is appropriate here.

Change it to Denis Healey :eek:

Kelt · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:28

Maccy said:
Name change to bigeyebrows is appropriate here.

Or maybe Noeyebrows

Ryan-3 · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:36

Yes, we need a name change thread!

I vote for: "Two bushes one razor"

ElliorR · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:37

PubeBrows would be a good name change.

[TW]Sponge · 2 Aug 2014 at 14:51

Ibrowse

Kosmiche · 2 Aug 2014 at 16:22

I was watching This Morning yesterday and Eamon Holmes said bushy eyebrows are the current trend. Eamon Holmes seems like a credible source of style information.

arknor · 2 Aug 2014 at 16:34

My barber always offers to shave mine.

just puts a comb over each brow and trims anything sticking through the comb.

I shorten a bit that tries to run halfway down the side of my eye because it looks better as a straighter brow but can't be bother do properly shape it like women and some men do.

all the guides say men look odd with perfect eyebrows especially if both are identical and I'm inclined to agree

Rroff · 2 Aug 2014 at 16:38

Not to ruin anyone's fun

but before you do anything further that makes it worse - unless you went completely mad they should grow back in about 4 weeks.

Malevolence · 2 Aug 2014 at 17:42

I feel your pain OP. I suffer from really bad eczema and have scratched and rubbed 70% of my eyebrows off.

Tomc@T · 2 Aug 2014 at 22:02

http://www.theprivateclinic.co.uk/treatments/hair-transplant/eyebrow-transplants

Sorted!!!!

pepsilol · 2 Aug 2014 at 22:03

Don't you get that hair thickening stuff that gives the illusion of more hair?

You don't want to end up looking like bert though.

benskia · 3 Aug 2014 at 00:03

Get yourself a tattoo with a random girl's name on it, drink enough vodka that you need a stomach pump in a&e - then call up future missus and say you cant remember how your eyebrow got shaved, must have been a prank on your stag-do.

Tomsk · 3 Aug 2014 at 00:28

ThundyCat said:
We need pictures!

Oh and fully shaving them off will make them grow back quicker.

Shaving one off and letting it grow back before shaving the other one off will regenerate even eyebrows faster as your body only has to grow back one at a time.

Kosmiche · 3 Aug 2014 at 00:33

There was a guy in college who only had one eyebrow shaved off I called him Twoface.

RoboCod · 3 Aug 2014 at 07:44

challengedavid said:
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES!

bignev72 · 3 Aug 2014 at 08:29

*Update*

I went to watch the footie yesterday with a couple of mates. It them an hour to notice and then they ripped the pi$$ out of me.

Although my brows look weird atm I think I can style it out in the short term. In 6 weeks they should have thickened up hopefully.

bledd · 3 Aug 2014 at 08:51

Come on, post a pic. It will make the thread so much better

Can't be that bad if it took them an hour to notice