If Carlsberg did....

sandy10 · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:29

...nightclubs, they'd be the best in the World....

If so, how come, when it's packed full of chuff, those three gimps still leave empty handed.

G|mp · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:31

Because they aint as cool as you

cdcopyman · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:36

maybe cos they is gay ?

sandy10 · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:36

Seemingly not.

homerio · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:38

They did it in the luxury hotel attached to the nightclub, just you weren't allowed to see that bit as it's naughty. Carlsberg is so great that you don't have to wake up next to the bird in the morning.

Tru · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:38

Because people who drink Carlsberg are tossers.

G|mp · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:39

^^ HaHaHaHa \o/

leaskovski · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:39

Tru said:
Because people who drink Carlsberg are mazdas.

You might wanna star that Tru! :eek:

basmic · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:43

leaskovski said:
You might wanna star that Tru!

One wonders how many times you can swear and make offensive remarks every week, without getting suspended or banned...

G|mp · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:44

basmic said:
One wonders how many times you can swear and make offensive remarks every week, without getting suspended or banned...

Do tell us as you seem to be suspended every other week

Tru · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:45

leaskovski said:
You might wanna star that Tru!

Didn't realise is was on the list. Honest.

basmic · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:45

G|mp said:
Do tell us as you seem to be suspended every other week

The last time I was suspended, was because of an unintenional bump in the Member's Market...seems I'd forgotten the rules.

What were you last suspended for?

Edit: Have a link to the thread that got me suspended for two days last week: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17690938

sandy10 · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:47

He was suspended for ordering 24 cans of Carlsberg from a competitor

G|mp · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:50

basmic said:
What were you last suspended for?

Never been suspended, I R Angel

marc2003 · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:51

why don't they advertise carlsberg special brew with hot chicks?

basmic · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:52

G|mp said:
Never been suspended, I R Angel

If you're an angel, then so am I.

G|mp · 20 Feb 2007 at 10:52

Seriously, ive never been suspended not once

I R Angel

semi-pro waster · 20 Feb 2007 at 11:00

marc2003 said:
why don't they advertise carlsberg special brew with hot chicks?

Because of trading standards doing them for false advertising? I'm just about prepared to believe that if Carlsberg did houseshares that you'd have hot flatmates and you'd overlook a football stadium, that may be within the bounds of possibility. However anyone trying to tell me that Special Brew is drunk by anyone other than scruffy looking men with several days facial hair, smelling faintly of urine with what looks like a stagger even while seated on a park bench as is their wont is getting laughed at.

Dj_Jestar · 20 Feb 2007 at 11:04

Tru said:
Because people who drink Carlsberg are tossers.

Dj_Jestar · 20 Feb 2007 at 11:04

semi-pro waster said:
Because of trading standards doing them for false advertising? I'm just about prepared to believe that if Carlsberg did houseshares that you'd have hot flatmates and you'd overlook a football stadium, that may be within the bounds of possibility. However anyone trying to tell me that Special Brew is drunk by anyone other than scruffy looking men with several days facial hair, smelling faintly of urine with what looks like a stagger even while seated on a park bench as is their wont is getting laughed at.

After a few cans of Special Brew, every chick is hot.