Because of trading standards doing them for false advertising? I'm just about prepared to believe that if Carlsberg did houseshares that you'd have hot flatmates and you'd overlook a football stadium, that may be within the bounds of possibility. However anyone trying to tell me that Special Brew is drunk by anyone other than scruffy looking men with several days facial hair, smelling faintly of urine with what looks like a stagger even while seated on a park bench as is their wont is getting laughed at.