If football teams were girls

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NEWCASTLE - SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR:
Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

CELTIC - CHARLOTTE CHURCH:
Proof that money can't by you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow

CHELSEA - RACHAEL STEVENS:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

MANCHESTER UNITED - CATHERINE ZETA-JONES:
Used to be great, until a big fat American started ****ing them.

BIRMINGHAM FC - CHANTELLE:
Embarrassing and toe curling to watch with nothing up top and will be forgotten about in a couple of months.

WIGAN - DAVINA McCALL:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability

MIDDLEBROUGH- JODIE MARSH:
Impressive front two, but embarrassing at the back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete at a higher level.

EVERTON - DANNI MINOGUE:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

RANGERS - MICHELLE McMANUS:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on Earth.


Any more?
 
Aye there is loads more diffferent teams involved though

West Brom was Michelle McManus iirc

It might have been posted on here not sure though :confused:
 
Aye there were a few versions using the same Women

Ive seen a Midlands one as well as Premiership and Championship one :D

All funny, ill try and find it
 
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:
Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona:
Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley:
Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Fulham - Charlotte Church:
Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Arsenal - Jordan:
Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:
Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido:
Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

Bolton - Clare Balding:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth

United - Catherine Zeta Jones
Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money
 
G|mp said:
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:
Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona:
Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley:
Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Fulham - Charlotte Church:
Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Arsenal - Jordan:
Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:
Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido:
Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

Bolton - Clare Balding:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth

United - Catherine Zeta Jones
Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money


Yep that was similar to the one I saw but they were all musical connections - - I think it had Aston Villa or Blackburn or someone down as Oasis - great a few years back and come back every now and again with a smasher, but then disappear back into the sidelines for a few years.
 
G|mp said:
Some of us just wanna touch your Geordie Godliness :D

I've never heard it called that before, I must remember add that to the list of things to call one's member ;)

I've half tried to think of a version for Scottish teams but I can't find something that would suggest interfering eastern european eejit unless Hearts = Anna Kournikova, maybe if they didn't have a Russian(Lithuanian technically for the real Hearts chairman) doing them over then they'd be doing alright?
 
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