If you are in the queue for Wimbledon say hi!

fastwunz · 25 Jun 2013 at 09:47

Been here since 05:30.

Christ.

The lady players had better scream extra loud.

MooMoo444 · 25 Jun 2013 at 11:14

Dedication.

Joshct · 25 Jun 2013 at 11:17

Que the jokes about loud porn and people thinking you're watching tennis.

fastwunz · 25 Jun 2013 at 20:39

Wow this did not go as I had planned ha! I'm now sun burnt but mildly turned on by eastern European ladies wearing little skirts and screaming with the utmost of vigour whilst smashing balls.

Spook187 · 25 Jun 2013 at 20:44

What over inflated price did you pay for tickets

Bennie-Mac · 25 Jun 2013 at 20:49

Joshct said:
Que the jokes about loud porn and people thinking you're watching tennis.

The_Baron · 25 Jun 2013 at 20:51

Queued in 2006 but not as early as you are. There was a heat wave and the queues were smaller so we only waited an hour and a half. That was in the first week. Hmm. Love to go again. It's something everyone should do at some stage.

JoeF1 · 25 Jun 2013 at 20:56

Bennie-Mac said:

Thread saved from the vag comment lol.

manic111 · 25 Jun 2013 at 21:02

fastwunz said:
Been here since 05:30.

Christ.

The lady players had better scream extra loud.

You're doing we'll. I'm considering heading down for Saturday, reckon I'll need to be queuing from early Friday afternoon for tickets to a show court!

Derek W · 25 Jun 2013 at 21:03

fastwunz said:
Wow this did not go as I had planned ha! I'm now sun burnt but mildly turned on by eastern European ladies wearing little skirts and screaming with the utmost of vigour whilst smashing balls.

are you arek in disguise? :confused:

asim18 · 25 Jun 2013 at 21:24

Since we're on the subject of tennis and sex, has anyone noticed how most female players absolutely love showing off their panties? I mean after every single point a lot of them simply cannot help lifting up their skirt and teasing the horny old men and ball boys. Sharapova is the worst, or should I say best, at it.

fastwunz · 25 Jun 2013 at 21:44

asim18 said:
Since we're on the subject of tennis and sex, has anyone noticed how most female players absolutely love showing off their panties? I mean after every single point a lot of them simply cannot help lifting up their skirt and teasing the horny old men and ball boys. Sharapova is the worst, or should I say best, at it.

This. I would go every day if I could ha!

Hamster · 25 Jun 2013 at 21:51

Obligatory picture for Wimbledon threads:

Spot the man who serves from the other end of the court

Django x2 · 25 Jun 2013 at 22:47

I'm almost positive I can think of something far better to do than queue for some poxy tennis event......yep, I was right

Ekim · 25 Jun 2013 at 23:30

I did the same on Monday morning. Didn't get any show court tickets, but at £20 the ground pass is cracking value. Saw an some great tennis and even managed to get on the BBC during the Jamie Ward match. Tempted to camp next year to get some Centre Court tickets if we don't get anything in the ballot again.

starfighter · 25 Jun 2013 at 23:59

So people actually like tennis?

gillywibble · 26 Jun 2013 at 00:14

Django x2 said:
I'm almost positive I can think of something far better to do than queue for some poxy tennis event.

I read that as proxy tennis, which admittedly does sound more interesting.