Que the jokes about loud porn and people thinking you're watching tennis.
Been here since 05:30.
Christ.
The lady players had better scream extra loud.
Wow this did not go as I had planned ha! I'm now sun burnt but mildly turned on by eastern European ladies wearing little skirts and screaming with the utmost of vigour whilst smashing balls.
Since we're on the subject of tennis and sex, has anyone noticed how most female players absolutely love showing off their panties? I mean after every single point a lot of them simply cannot help lifting up their skirt and teasing the horny old men and ball boys. Sharapova is the worst, or should I say best, at it.
I'm almost positive I can think of something far better to do than queue for some poxy tennis event.