A pet facehugger
You would look a little strange taking it for walkies
Wait until the tax man finds out.The ability to put my hand in my pocket, and pull out the exact amount required to pay for what I am buying.
The ability to put my hand in my pocket, and pull out the exact amount required to pay for what I am buying.
Queens Nose 50p
A remote control that would control other people. With handy buttons such as shag me, give me money, ignore me, love me, sleep, be quiet etc.
Failing that, I'd like the wit and genius of Stephen Fry.
That's two you cheeky swine!To make one person forget, and another not angry.![]()
I'd want my relationship with my ex repaired and our old house back in my name as well.
I'm sadI need a hug.
Be admin.
A Green Clarinet!
That's two you cheeky swine!