Why?
Good question. I did partially answer this before, but I would add that I would like to get to know you all a bit better.

Why?
I've only ever been to edinburgh zoo and WTF? why build a zoo on a huge hill? kills your legs walking up it looking around all the stuff!
Sorry I missed this.
Biggest advantage, being able to put a wall between me and you. Disadvantage would be having to actually get off the computer to build the wall.
Why are you not answering questions in a timely manner?
I've asked two questions is that too many? hngggg
I'm touching myself. Is it inappropriate?
I haven't had fish and chips for about two years now.
Just wanted to share...
What is the most embarrassing experience you have ever had?
I've never been to Scotland. What am I missing out on?
(PS I will visit Scotland at some point, soon I hope)
Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Would you say you were an attention whore who's hoping a don asks a question as you'd then feel like you have been validated on these forums?
Do you always actively seek out attention? (this could be attributable to a personality defect).
Do Scottish men wear willy warmers under their kilts?
I'd ask:
How are you Bio?