If you could ask Biohazard one question..

smelly_legend · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:09

How fast can you run?

Abraxaz1 · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:09

Edrof said:
Maybe we should adopt this as a forum standard - choose one member each week and bombard them questions until they start rocking back and forth.

I think the Geneva convention has a few lines about cruel and unusual punishments

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:09

Skyfall said:
Why is a dogs nose wet?

The same reasons your own is I would imagine. But it also works good at waking you up too when they come to pester you in the morning.

Skidder · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:10

Biohazard said:
I may have to set a rule.

I would like you to feel comfortable in my company.

I was comfortable, but now, satiated, I am at best disinterested.

Kishywish · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:11

Does the rain in Spain really fall mainly on the plain?

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:11

Abraxaz1 said:
Do the women in Edinburgh dungeon always pick on one person to make them uncomfortable and slightly turned on during the tour, or is it just me?

No, they do it to one person each time.

It was me the first time I went.

Nice girls in there from time to time.

LiamC · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:12

Can you lend me some ££ so i can go to Bottom's up?

twist3d0n3 · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:13

will you dance like a monkey puppet for my amusement whilst i smother myself in beans?

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:13

=XDC=FluphyBunny said:
When Scotland doesn't go independent which other minority English province will you move to, Wales or Ireland?

Factual issues aside, I don't think I could move anywhere else or at least very far out of Scotland.

Roads are too bloody boring for a start.

Nitefly · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:15

mischief or secretspy.

Minxy · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:16

Why do men have such stinky feet?

Edrof · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:17

Abraxaz1 said:
I think the Geneva convention has a few lines about cruel and unusual punishments

smelly_legend · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:18

how fast can you run backwards?

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:19

smelly_legend said:
How fast can you run?

Not as fast I used to be able to be, athletics and rugby at highschool. I can still shift myself if needs must, but the small gut and lack of recent decent exercise mean my stamina feels woeful.

Apart from in bed where it's just bountiful. OF course.

But I'd say still over 10mph, but I have muscle damage which makes running a bit painful after a bit.

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:21

smelly_legend said:
how fast can you run backwards?

I used to practice as a kid, I'd say probably 1/3rd of forward?

I may need to go and try to give more clarity to these questions, please accept my apologies in the mean time.

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:23

Kishywish said:
Does the rain in Spain really fall mainly on the plain?

Yes, it's the same for everywhere largely speaking.

However, the rain in Spain can be quite large in terms of water droplet size, but quite warm and gives rise to higher levels of humidity.

As a Scotsman, this is akin to having a warm shower outside with or without your clothing while the locals run for buildings.

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:25

Nitefly said:
mischief or secretspy.

I would have to see what they look like before I could ask either of them to dinner.

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:27

Minxy said:
Why do men have such stinky feet?

Potentially poor hygiene, poor choice of footwear or a genetic propensity towards body odour or a mixture of some or all.

Foot health can be quite hard to recover once lost.

This is why I have a well planned out skincare program.

james.miller · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:32

One question you say? Better make it a good one then.

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...

would you like a toasted teacake?

Biohazard · 8 Aug 2013 at 21:35

I've just finished a bag of chips and some Niks Naks (haven't had in years), but yeah go on then if I get a cup of tea too.