If you could be transform into a animal?

[ThatAsianGuy]

I want to play a little game, If you could choose to transform into one animal, land or sea which one and why, and also you had the brain/mind of your human form now,

I would be a cute little pug, and just start humping any women legs I see.

 

[StriderX]

Honey badger or Sloth.

Nothing else matters.

 

[ElliorR]

A horse so all those firm thighed ladies would brush me down and spread their legs over my back.

 

[Edrof]

Amur tiger. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Fenris]

I would be a cute little pug, and just start humping any women legs I see.

From this can we assume that ankles, breathing problems and the chance of your eyes popping out if you get too excited does it for you?

I would be a seagull, partly because they are big enough not to have predators and also because they are capable of making the most annoying noise known the man.

 

[^JP^]

Peregrine Falcon, fly fast and own things.

 

[FinglisHobbit]

Cheetah. I love all big cats, but to run that fast would be awesome

 

[Orionaut]

From this can we assume that ankles, breathing problems and the chance of your eyes popping out if you get too excited does it for you?

I would be a seagull, partly because they are big enough not to have predators and also because they are capable of making the most annoying noise known the man.

Not to mention the fact that Gulls can produce copious quantities of the most incredibly sticky and smelly Poo!

 

[Gilly]

Tiger. Hugely badass.

Or maybe an orca. Proper power.

 

[DirtyJester]

A seagull, then spend all day covering the bosses car in ****

 

[Schizo]

A fly on the wall

Would love to snoop on some big company's.

 

[ThatAsianGuy]

While you guys are out there being awesome n shizzle, il have all the bewbs and legs for me

 

[HecFam]

i would be a pistol shrimp and go on drive-bys on a turtle.

 

[R-evans]

Dolphin.

 

[Nitefly]

You mean you can't transform into an animal?

 

[^JP^]

i would be a pistol shrimp and go on drive-bys on a turtle.

I have a pistol shrimp and it hardly does anything other than make annoying little gunshot sounds and hide in a rock!

 

[Gilly]

I have a pistol shrimp and it hardly does anything other than make annoying little gunshot sounds and hide in a rock!

Are you sure that's not a popcap shrimp?!

 

[WKN]

A cat so i can sit around and do **** all

 

[Kosmiche]

Golden eagle.

Any other answer = wrong.

 

[StriderX]

A cat so i can sit around and do **** all

But you can do that already?