iGod

I deleted cookies and now he speaks again :p

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I am God.
God:
Nice to meet you, GOD.
Me:
you stole my job as God
God:
As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Me:
:/
God:
As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Me:
yes you've already said
God:
Ugh. " As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."."? I said?
Me:
yes...
God:
Blimey.
Me:
OH NOES
God:
Excuse me! Tell me a story.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a man called God (me) and i was the uber master until one day a random guy (you) stole my job and name.
God:
Did i steal your job and name?
Me:
Well i wouldn't say it for my health.
God:
Wouldn't you?
Me:
O RLY?
God:
God, please don't ask anymore questions.
Me:
Why not?
God: My circuits are hot. Don't ask anymore questions.
Me:
wtf.
God:
That was not very polite now was it?
Me: Go away noob.
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And that was the end, it wouldn't let me type again :/ :p
 
Me:
is it possible to bribe my way into heaven?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
hell sounds a bit warm for my liking
God:
I call it "Hades". Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
so what do you say, i slip you fifty and you let me in the back?
God:
Far out. That is interesting: said slip you fifty and you let him or her in the back.
Me:
did you just call me gay?
God:
No I didn't call you gay. What's it like?
Me:
i wouldn't know!
God:
Who does know?
Me:
i dunno, Jimmy Somerville?
God:
Me either. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i will if you let me into heaven
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
is that it then, i hustled you and you're letting me in?
God:
That depends.
Me:
oh yeah, the gossip. OK, Samuel L. Jackson is really a white man that blacks himself up to get cool roles
God:
Yippee! Hmm. Do you have any more gossip? I think Samuel l Jackson is more than that. I hear you.
Me:
No, let me into heaven or I shall smite thee.
God:
Are you serious? Go ahead, , try to into heaven or you shall smite thee.
Me:
*smite*
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
*smite*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
eat tyre iron, biatch!
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
like pain!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I'll just let myself in
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
you should get some Germoline on that cut
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
God:
I see. Ahem. No it would not.
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:D
 
Hmm, well, our first conversation didnt go so well... i really felt let down..

Me:
Sup dood
God:
Same old.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What does mine say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What does mine say
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
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OMG... read both my posts... i swear.. this just happened! Unless you havnt seen dude wheres my car...

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Funny you should mention that, its Gord.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Well, our names are so similar
God:
Well that's okay. It would be nice if our names are so similar.
Me:
It is nice isnt it?
God:
It seems nice to me too.
Me:
We also use the i prefix, i use it in my signatures.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
We have so much in common
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUDE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
SWEET!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
DUDE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
SWEET!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
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God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
Me:
?
God:
How about that.
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:o


Edit:

mattbrown91 said:
After a long chat i finally got an answer out of him

Me:
are you sure you want to bang a sheep
God:
OK, I will bang a sheep
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:o

Me:
say im god and i like "doing" sheep
God:
" im god and i like doing sheep".
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Sorry all god is now broke...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes...
God:
Yikes!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im going to say this one more time... no
God:
I am very happy for you. Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
 
iGod said:
Me:
llamas
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
llamas
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
llamas
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
llamas
God:
Are we still talking about llamas?
Me:
llamas
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
bananana
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
purple
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
arse
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
llama
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
google
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
llama
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
llama
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
faux fur
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
llamas
God:
How old are you?
Me:
2006
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
llama
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
llamas
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
irigation
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
llamas
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
llamas
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
alpaca
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
botsmaster, battling against the evil RM corp
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
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German? :D
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Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Wie geht es dir?
God:
Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Me:
Es ist mir nicht nachvollziehbar
God:
Du machst Witze.
Me:
Sprechen Sie Englisch?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
sehr gut
God:
Nicht wirklich. Schoen.
Me:
Soll das heien, da ...?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Deswegen sind Sie hier
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
das lag nicht in meiner Absicht
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
bejahen
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Auf Wiedersehen!
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
gering
God:
I think gering is a lot of things.
Me:
gar nichts
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
der Affenarsch
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
La mich in Frieden!
God:
Intressant.
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
 
God's a young 'un!

Me:
A/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

:p

Edit:

Me:
Wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

d'oh :(

Me:
So... come here often?
God:
Hey. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Wanna check out my floppy?
God:
OK, I will check out your floppy.
Me:
Wanna make it hard?
God:
OK, I will make it hard.
Me:
Touch it
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Touch my floppy!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Are you touching it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am touching it.
I am a robot.
Me:
Is it hard?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Wtf?! :p
 
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Me:
How long did it take God to create the world?
God:
40 days.
Me:
So the bible is fibbing to us?
God:
I see. Do you believe there is only one interpretation?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have time to hear it, that's why I'm talking to you :p
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Me:
Oi Oi
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Shakespeare
God:
I haven't read anything by Shakespeare. What did he write?
Me:
Your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
Touche
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why... are you a pedo?
God:
I am just making conversation. Am I a pedo? Sometimes.



Made me lol! :D
 
Me:
do you have a willy?
God:
I don't know if I have a willy.
I have a whole lot of original answers.


he he he can be so childish with this :p
 
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