I'll start

Feek · 12 Jan 2023 at 14:01

I heard that Samantha is a qualified croupier and often works at an excluslive Soho club where gamblers pay top money to pay roulette all day and poker all night.

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Jan 2023 at 14:02

Feek said:
I heard that Samantha is a qualified croupier and often works at an excluslive Soho club where gamblers pay top money to pay roulette all day and poker all night.

Nope it wasn't Samantha.

Sheff · 12 Jan 2023 at 14:09

Dissuade; to talk negatively about a particular type of leather.

Mr Jack · 12 Jan 2023 at 14:10

Well, since @NotTheOne brought the first game rudely to a close, why not another game. I'll start:

Fairlop

There, that should make a premature Crescent difficult.

peterwalkley · 12 Jan 2023 at 14:55

Horse

Neigh voice

kaiowas · 12 Jan 2023 at 15:10

Mr Jack said:
Well, since @NotTheOne brought the first game rudely to a close, why not another game. I'll start:

Fairlop

There, that should make a premature Crescent difficult.

I assume we’re playing traditional ‘pre-Elizabeth line’, otherwise an opening like that is just reckless?

Mr Jack · 12 Jan 2023 at 16:08

kaiowas said:
I assume we’re playing traditional ‘pre-Elizabeth line’, otherwise an opening like that is just reckless?

Naturally, that's the accepted standard for the Chatham rules, isn't it?

drakulton · 12 Jan 2023 at 16:30

Recently Samantha has discovered an old west country remedy for injuries caused when pruning roses.

Whenever she gets a ***** in her hand, she puts it in cider.

jpaul · 12 Jan 2023 at 16:47

too late - Multifriars.

NotTheOne · 12 Jan 2023 at 19:36

Mr Jack said:
Well, since @NotTheOne brought the first game rudely to a close, why not another game. I'll start:

Fairlop

There, that should make a premature Crescent difficult.

I thought we were playing the new Kings variation. Sigmas move gave me the opening. Was I rude to take it? Perhaps. My apologies. I shall behave more suitably this round.

Feek · 12 Jan 2023 at 19:38

NotTheOne said:
I thought we were playing the new Kings variation

You thought wrong....

Feek said:
Playing the Chatham rules

Feel free to play on from Fairlop though but don't make the obvious mistake from there.

NotTheOne · 12 Jan 2023 at 19:40

ok. East Putney. I think i'm safe with that.

kaiowas · 12 Jan 2023 at 19:58

NotTheOne said:
ok. East Putney. I think i'm safe with that.

Very cautious, it’s going to make this quite a slog.

Stoke Newington

peterwalkley · 12 Jan 2023 at 20:24

A bit left field, but I will go with Moorgate.

kaiowas · 12 Jan 2023 at 20:52

peterwalkley said:
A bit left field, but I will go with Moorgate.

Yeah I’m still a bit new to this and the standard of play here is a good few levels above what I’m used to. Learning a lot though.

Feek · 12 Jan 2023 at 22:19

From Moorgate to Debden. Surprised you didn’t spot that one @kaiowas

/edit - whoever goes next needs to be careful they don’t get huffed.

caff · 12 Jan 2023 at 22:24

COCKFOSTERS.

(I had to get that off my chest)

CapitalOne · 12 Jan 2023 at 22:32

Saw Humph 4 times live recording this. Also have been in traffic listening to ISIHAC and spotted people in my rear view mirror obviously listening to it too by observing the laughter.

If it hasn’t been said yet. Mornington Crescent. I am playing my wild flapper. And no Portillos please!

CapitalOne · 12 Jan 2023 at 22:59

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she's been invited to an exclusive club to meet a group of aristocrats. She's very excited to see where all the big knobs hang out. She says at such a posh function she and the other girls will probably end up trying to speak with plums in their mouths.

Philtor · 12 Jan 2023 at 23:05

I think you all have eaten funny mushrooms.