I'm a lemon..!

[Virdi]

I’m such a lemon – I accidentally sprayed perfume onto my face this morning! - URGH!!

It went into my eye and mouth – God, it was horrible – lol

 

[MooMoo444]

Lemon dont smell of perfume. You're just a fairy

 

[Nix]

You should do it again, just to teach yourself a lesson.

 

[Mr Jones]

Yummy... intestine of a sperm whale...

 

[platinum87]

quick to the internet

thanks for the info

yada yada

 

[danielmp007]

Im a strawberry

 

[gareth.e]

Spray it up your nose and report back..

 

[fail at the internets]

5* Thread.

 

[arc@css]

Mmmm I'm the biggest fruit of them all Oooo

 

[jr1104]

*Enters thread*








*Leaves thread*

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Reminds me of the scene in Elf where he sprays the perfume in his mouth. That's funny!

 

[benneh]

Cheers for the info bud. Now how bout you bake me a nice cake.

 

[OCdude]

I've sprayed Lynx in my eye before.

True story.

 

[danielmp007]

I was once in the shop and it was getting robbed and i saw some perfume so i sprayed it in the guys eye and said get down you melon and i got a victoria cross and everything, honest

 

[z0mbi3]

Is perfume another word for man milk?

 

[Sanguinnus]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[OCdude]

I was robbing a store once and some git sprayed perfume in my eye and called me a melon

 

[Helios1234]

Im a strawberry

LOL

 

[danielmp007]

I was robbing a store once and some git sprayed perfume in my eye and called me a melon

Sorry, i said perfume but if you read the post under mine you may understand why it stung so much... :/

 

[Noel Gallagher]

You ponce.