I'm a lemon..!

Ben M · 5 Jan 2009 at 10:37

It could have been worse, you could have made the rookie mistake that every man makes once in his life- aftershave on the balls.

WORLDS OF PAIN.

MooMoo444 · 5 Jan 2009 at 10:46

Ben M said:
It could have been worse, you could have made the rookie mistake that every man makes once in his life- aftershave on the balls.

WORLDS OF PAIN.

Funny, I have an urge to try that now

danielmp007 · 5 Jan 2009 at 10:49

Ben M said:
It could have been worse, you could have made the rookie mistake that every man makes once in his life- aftershave on the balls.

WORLDS OF PAIN.

How/Why did you spray your balls with aftershave??

Was it one of those lucky men in night clubs and he got you before you even finished draining the main vein?

Ben M · 5 Jan 2009 at 10:49

MooMoo444 said:
Funny, I have an urge to try that now

Do it, with copious amounts of aftershave*... but be near a sink to wash it off after

* I hold no responsibility for your actions

Mr-White · 5 Jan 2009 at 12:57

its not the best place to get sympathy

MW

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jan 2009 at 12:58

Virdi said:
I’m such a lemon – I accidentally sprayed ****** onto my face this morning! - URGH!!

It went into my eye and mouth – God, it was horrible – lol

Its funnier if you star out perfume.

RandomTom · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:00

BURGER KING FRAGRANCE

you need this, then you can.

Mr-White · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:17

does it smell/taste like a freshly flame grilled whopper ?

MW

crunchee · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:29

jr1104 said:
*Enters thread*

*Leaves thread*

lo

genius

eyyaz · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:36

should be

*enters*

*types message*

*leaves*

...i miss the Christmas smilies

Ben M · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:56

eyyaz said:
...i miss the Christmas smilies

me too

Hxc · 5 Jan 2009 at 13:59

Shouldn't have hard refreshed, fools. I'll keep them for as long as possible.

Hairspray into the eye isn't cool (not me using hairspray, before the GAY crowd come along

)

Marf · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:02

thanks, I've just found my new sig

gillywibble · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:03

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Its funnier if you star out perfume.

Hahahaha

eyyaz · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:04

Ben M said:
me too

i see what you did there

Gilly · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:09

Are you a bird?

Ben M · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:21

eyyaz said:
i see what you did there

danielmp007 · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:24

Gilly said:
Are you a bird?

Are you a plane?

B@Th*nG · 5 Jan 2009 at 14:33

your a towel

B@

The Dread Pirate · 5 Jan 2009 at 15:31

*Enters Thread*

B@Th*nG said:

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/

*Dons "I Love Towelie" T-Shirt*

*Leaves*