I'm absolutely hammered....

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:17

Shayper said:
Nnot cchecking hhard eenough tthen

lol....he has been sacked....or passed out probably. lightweights, otherwise I would still be talking to them and not to you lot.

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:18

Macky said:
Obligatory, 'NOT DRUNK, you can type'. You big lad though, I can hack about 9 cans tops before pretty much being battered into oblivion and having to stop and eat a **** load of food.

damn....who mentioned food....

Shayper · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:18

Castiel said:
lol....he has been sacked....or passed out probably. lightweights, otherwise I would still be talking to them and not to you lot.

I can tell you are drunk. Capitalisation non existent

Substance · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:20

Salsa said:
I call shenanigans. If 4 drunk people try to use the same computer then it invariably ends up with them looking at some kind of freaky donkey porn or the like. NOT perfect spelling and grammar.

At house parties in my late teens we used to load up google and we could use 2 "innocent" words, combine them and image search with safesearch off, whoever found the most disgusting image won

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:20

Shayper said:
I can tell you are drunk. Capitalisation non existent

Capitalism, should I not be camped outside St Pauls?

(that was hard, capitals and all)

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:29

Hades said:
Halfway through a bottle of rum

Rum messes with my (wait for it) equilibrium...

2StepSteve · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:32

Well this is great..

Hello!

PermaChanged · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:39

I honestly find it hard to believe that you've drunk that much! I'm a big lad (6ft 4 and the best part of 19st) and I out drink most/all my mates quite easily - but 15 pints, half a bottle of 50% spirit and 6 Smirnoff Ice I coulnd't manage! I wouldn't be on my ass from it, but on my knees over a toilet or bucket.

Tonight I've had a bottle of white wine, 2 or 3 single measures with coke and a WKD and that's enough to make me drunk enough to post.

Edit: Had a couple of Jager bombs too.

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:43

Rusty_Noob said:
I honestly find it hard to believe that you've drunk that much! I'm a big lad (6ft 4 and the best part of 19st) and I out drink most/all my mates quite easily - but 15 pints, half a bottle of 50% spirit and 6 Smirnoff Ice I coulnd't manage! I wouldn't be on my ass from it, but on my knees over a toilet or bucket.

Tonight I've had a bottle of white wine, 2 or 3 single measures with coke and a WKD and that's enough to make me drunk enough to post.

Edit: Had a couple of Jager bombs too.

each to there own my friend, each to their own. that it takes me several time to actually post coherently is by the by of course....next psot I will leave as I typed it the first time no corrections.

Rroff · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:50

Rusty_Noob said:
I honestly find it hard to believe that you've drunk that much! I'm a big lad (6ft 4 and the best part of 19st) and I out drink most/all my mates quite easily - but 15 pints, half a bottle of 50% spirit and 6 Smirnoff Ice I coulnd't manage! I wouldn't be on my ass from it, but on my knees over a toilet or bucket.

Tonight I've had a bottle of white wine, 2 or 3 single measures with coke and a WKD and that's enough to make me drunk enough to post.

Edit: Had a couple of Jager bombs too.

Was gonna say the same at first, but thinking back I've been out had 10-11 beers, half a dozen double J&D and coke and over half a dozen random shots of goldschlager, etc. and would still have been able to post on OcUK... tho I find it hard to believe someone could do much more than that and still post with only minor typos.

However I know very few people who genuinely drink that much and actually keep that close an account of how much they've drunk especially while still under the effects of it.

cheets64 · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:51

Halloween Saturday?

I don't celebrate plastic American holidays

I thought bootnecks drank port to remember past marines?

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:53

lightwueoihgts are lightewights to be honset,.;

now id relaise there are loists of red lines under the woirds and trheat the sepelling angramer is not as it should be, but I said i woudl tyope as it came out with oiut an y correction whatsiovere and this is what is it lkooks like.....

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:54

cheets64 said:
Halloween Saturday?

I don't celebrate plastic American holidays

I thought bootnecks drank port to remember past marines?

we drink too much to remember....

cheets64 · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:55

Have you ever killed a man?

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:56

cheets64 said:
Have you ever killed a man?

have you?

eyyaz · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:56

I salute you good sir for protecting the country.

cheets64 · 30 Oct 2011 at 01:58

Castiel said:
have you?

Having not been in the armed forces or a executioner, I hope nope.

arc@css · 30 Oct 2011 at 02:01

Your poor liver..

Castiel · 30 Oct 2011 at 02:07

cheets64 said:
Having not been in the armed forces or a executioner, I hope nope.

well you have nothing to worry about then. There is no need to live vicariously though others. Be cool.

Rainmaker · 30 Oct 2011 at 02:11

cheets64 said:
Halloween Saturday?

I don't celebrate plastic American holidays

I thought bootnecks drank port to remember past marines?

Halloween (Samhain) is older than America by a long stretch!

Castiel my good man I'm also rather inebriated but not as badly as you haha I have something to email you about this week which will (hopefully) set your hairs on end. It's not German midget goat porn though, sorry.

haha Have a great night fella, I'm out!