Im an Idiot.

HecFam · 29 Mar 2012 at 21:57

I Just sprayed aftershave with my fan blowing in my face.

Straight in the eyeballs, its stings.

Is anyone else this stupid or is it just me?

Supernaut91 · 29 Mar 2012 at 21:58

stulid · 29 Mar 2012 at 21:59

Supernaut91 said:
LOL

twist3d0n3 · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:00

no, there are no other stupid people on this planet, just you.

Derek W · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:00

I've got some yellow snow. would you like to try some?

robfosters · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:01

As a teen we used to give a mate who never had any money the ends of our spliffs for a few drags and a lighter turned up all the time. He never learn't.

Deadbeat · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:01

Get a proper soap dish & brush and shave like a man, damnit!

Supernaut91 · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:03

Deadbeat said:
Get a proper soap dish & brush and shave like a man, damnit!

here here!

arc@css · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:05

This reminds me, I must go and buy some tins of melted snow.

PapaLazaru · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:07

That is pretty much as stupid as what I did last week. I tried to blow out one of those massive Yankee Candles but got too close and blew too hard. All the molten wax came out of the jar and blew all over my face. It burned for a while and I looked like I had been the centre piece of a type of Japanese orgy.

Makhaira · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:15

Glad to see it's not just me having a bad day HecFam

.

After an afternoon in the pub before heading into town, I glanced in the mirror and spotted a bit of stubble, so reached for my trusty bic...

...took hours to stop bleeding

Castiel · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:22

Haha...Aftershave.....what a ponce!

piggeh · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:24

I tried to put a candle out with a can of compressed air. They should not be allowed to call it compressed air when it contains flammable liquids!

Traffic_Warden · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:25

Castiel said:
Haha...Aftershave.....what a ponce!

twist3d0n3 · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:26

piggeh said:
I tried to put a candle out with a can of compressed air. They should not be allowed to call it compressed air when it contains flammable liquids!

weescott · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:28

Name change for OP!

setter · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:28

When taking a shower one evening, had a lot of water in my eyes, lifted what i thought was shampoo, turned out to be a bottle of cif surface cleaner.

RomanNose · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:29

I once went to school in my pajamas, the worst part was that my brother and my mum played along with it and I didn't realize until I was in assembly.

Turambar · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:37

PapaLazaru said:
That is pretty much as stupid as what I did last week. I tried to blow out one of those massive Yankee Candles but got too close and blew too hard. All the molten wax came out of the jar and blew all over my face. It burned for a while and I looked like I had been the centre piece of a type of Japanese orgy.

The ones that come with a lid you are supposed to put back on to snuff the candle out?

Zero Pope · 29 Mar 2012 at 22:38

Turambar said:
The ones that come with a lid you are supposed to put back on to snuff the candle out?

Sounds like a mental orgy.