I'm back

T345 · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:33

Zefan said:
Does that mean I can be laughing my eyes out?

Of coarse, bye guys, going to play Hello Kitty Puzzle World IV: The Lost Weapons Of War, with the OP

Father Ted · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:35

Edrof said:
....

4.2 | 8 | 450

By a strange coicidence I once went out with a girl with those vital statistics. Boy, what a looker she was...

Spuj · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:36

Father Ted said:
By a strange coicidence I once went out with a girl with those vital statistics. Boy, what a looker she was...

4.2 feet tall, 8 toes, 450 pounds?

T345 · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:37

Spuj1988 said:
4.2 feet tall, 8 toes, 450 pounds?

4.2 pounds, 8 toes, 450 feet tall?

Spuj · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:37

Spuj1988 said:
4.2 feet tall, 8 toes, 450 pounds?

Or you rate her a 4.2 in bed, was a size 8, and you were paying £450 a night for her?

SheepBeast · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:38

threads like this are why ocuk is awesome

Housey · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:39

People usually bring a bottle and some cake, where will I find it please?

Edrof · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:39

I have almost been in tears. Now it's all over I feel like I need a smoke.

davedudes · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:40

SheepBeast said:
threads like this are why ocuk is awesome

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ffs!

Mat · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:40

Father Ted said:
By a strange coicidence I once went out with a girl with those vital statistics. Boy, what a looker she was...

Heart rate of 4.5, core temp of 8 and a potential sentence of 450 years for unspeakable sexual depravity?

Housey · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:41

I must be honest I do have a nice warm feeling. Hang on, why are my shorts wet?

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:43

More like 4ft2, 8 years old and how many days it took for her body to float to the surface of the river.

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:46

It's quite scary that some people could disappear off the forum and nobody would miss them.

StoutMeister · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:46

jdcrispe95 said:
Just a new member lol, I just wanted to make everyone aware that I'm back and I'll be helping as much as I can.

Wrong forum for help. Sarcasm and derision yes, help, no.

Craig321 · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:47

Zefan said:
More like 4ft2, 8 years old and how many days it took for her body to float to the surface of the river.

You know when you say something, the room goes quiet and everyone looks at you?

Well that's it, right there.

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:47

PiKe said:
It's quite scary that some people could disappear off the forum and nobody would miss them.

Speak for yourself.

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:47

Zefan said:
Speak for yourself.

And you are?

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:48

PiKe said:
And you are?

I used to be a Don don't you know. You're going on my list.

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:48

Zefan said:
I used to be a Don don't you know. You're going on my list.

Do you check it twice?

Mat · 25 Jul 2012 at 14:49

Zefan said:
I used to be a Don don't you know. You're going on my list.

What list is that then? Your "shake fist at monitor" list?
Oh how the mighty have fallen...