I'm back

Edrof · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:13

For best results, don't skim: the thread grows rather organically.

davedudes · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:14

PiKe said:
Headstone will read

R.I.P
davedudes
Permabanned
2009 - 2012

Banned for partly telling the truth?

Zefan · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:14

Edrof said:
For best results, don't skim: the thread grows rather organically.

Best read from frozen.

davedudes said:
Banned for partly telling the truth?

People have been banned for less

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:15

Some people just blend in to the background.

T345 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:17

PiKe said:
Some people just blend in to the background.

R.I.P
PiKe
Permabanned
2002-2012
'He rests closely to our heart's'

Judgeneo · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:17

Zefan said:
Now here's the thing. I actually genuinely have no idea who you are. How can you have so many posts and I don't know you? Suspicious poster is suspicious. I bet you've had some sort of name change.

This happens to me a lot

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:17

I totally expected a Dad's Army reference there.

Nimdok · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:17

Monkeynut said:
That's right, you need 22k posts to become "made". I'm only allowed on here because I sold my body to Zefan. It was starting to smell and we both agreed it had to be buried.

How much does selling your body increase your postcount by? Is it calculated by body mass? Hairs on your body? I MUST KNOW

Judgeneo · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:18

PiKe said:
Some people just blend in to the background.

Real OCUKers use the dark theme

T345 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:18

Judgeneo said:
Real OCUKers use the dark theme

I agree, so OP, USE DARK THEME!

Burnsy2023 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:20

Zefan said:
I sold 5,000 in a post auction. So there

Got a receipt for that?

Jonners · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:20

Zefan said:
Now here's the thing. I actually genuinely have no idea who you are. How can you have so many posts and I don't know you? Suspicious poster is suspicious. I bet you've had some sort of name change.

i genuinely have been a member for 10yrs and counting...there may have been a username change at some point

PiKe · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:22

Jaymond said:
i genuinely have been a member for 10yrs and counting...there may have been a username change at some point

Well I was here pre-nuke!

And still nobody knows me, I'm a super-sleuth.

mrk · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:22

Everybody loves Jaymond,

Lol.

Monkeynut · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:24

Nimdok said:
How much does selling your body increase your postcount by? Is it calculated by body mass? Hairs on your body? I MUST KNOW

Well like I say my body was under the floorboards for a while, but Zefan had some uses for it and I sold him it for a substantial post count increase. We're pretty sure it's Britboy.

Rameses · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:24

Zefan said:
Now here's the thing. I actually genuinely have no idea who you are. How can you have so many posts and I don't know you? Suspicious poster is suspicious. I bet you've had some sort of name change.

Tupac

jdcrispe95 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:26

Well, I'm back. xD god knows how the hell this thread grew 2 more pages, but whatever.

Burnsy2023 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:26

Jaymond said:
i genuinely have been a member for 10yrs and counting...there may have been a username change at some point

Your username rings some bells but I can't think of who you were before.

T345 · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:26

jdcrispe95 said:
Well, I'm back. xD god knows how the hell this thread grew 2 more pages, but whatever.

You are back! Finally, now fix your sig

Nimdok · 25 Jul 2012 at 15:27

jdcrispe95 said:
Well, I'm back. xD god knows how the hell this thread grew 2 more pages, but whatever.

If this keeps going you'll be beating the average page length of a new female forum dweller