Im bored so heres a joke...

[Yas786]

This one made me laugh quite a bit

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?". Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny *******."

 

[gillywibble]

Did somebody find a joke book?

 

[Ben M]

Did somebody find a joke book?

they have jokes on the internet nowadays!

it's a wonderful place, no?

 

[NicNac]

First joke made me chuckle..

 

[Greenlizard0]

Heh, I've not heard the last 3 before! Good so far

 

[Rainmaker]

snip

Deer have antlers, not horns You should have said goat, or something. In that respect, your joke failed. I was too busy realising its ineptness to appreciate the funny

 

[Yas786]

Deer have antlers, not horns You should have said goat, or something. In that respect, your joke failed. I was too busy realising its ineptness to appreciate the funny

Ok Mr Pedantic

 

[chiggz]

hey i'm pretty sure i read about that girl/bus/skirt thing happening in real life recently!! not the bit about undoing stuff though

 

[A.N.Other]

Not bad, not bad.

 

[iviv]

Deer have antlers, not horns You should have said goat, or something. In that respect, your joke failed. I was too busy realising its ineptness to appreciate the funny

Because a wife will call her husband a goat, or something

 

[ironman]

Spawn where have you been?!

 

[ChoÞÞer]

Lol, very good... rainmaker, you ruined it.

 

[Yas786]

Spawn where have you been?!

Hiding bro...i dont really come here that much tbh...spend most of my time in mobile phone and console sections of the forum.

Nice to see you been missing me

Right more jokes tommorrow nite

 

[tuffty747]

Every joke in this thread is funny in my honest opinion!

10 points to Spawn especially

 

[gumbald]

This thread is full of "win" and "funny". Have some stars!

 

[Sinny]

Best joke thread in ages with some actual funnies, good one Spawn.

 

[ordinaryjoe]

A blonde suspects her husband is having an affair, so one day, she leaves work early, returns home and quietly creeps into her house. She's right - she can hear her husband and another women in her bedroom. She goes to her gun cupboard (she's american) and takes out a pistol, then quietly walks upstairs to her room.

She opens the door and on the bed lies her husband and another women. Distraught, she puts the pistol against her head, ready to shoot herself.

"Nooo! Don't do it", cries her husband desperately.

The blonde replies "Shut it! You're next"

 

[Arjun806]

You had to ruin the thread

Spawn, your jokes were actually funny though, that's rare for here

 

[Amnesia]

bit harsh...i thought all the jokes were on the same level.
maybe because i heard them all before but they were worth a 2nd read

 

[DarkShadow]

Hahaha, liked the first three spawn