I'm fed up with my wife telling me what to do.

mrk · 31 Oct 2020 at 21:34

Name change to wannabe_mrk

Tephnos · 31 Oct 2020 at 21:39

mrk said:
Name change to wannabe_mrk

Name change to Robbie Bhan.

RxR · 31 Oct 2020 at 22:18

Such embedding fidelity of agreeing she is right when wrong maketh Feek Mr Right, and she Ms Wrong - seeking his discipline through her long surrender to his No-Sleepy Knight.

Thus appraised, dauntless he raise her like a raggy-daggy little doll above, flying hi on the Sword of love.

FloppyPoppy · 31 Oct 2020 at 22:22

Feek said:
She just told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

I swear if you get that custom avatar for this stunt i will chop of my penis with a pair of chopsticks.

drakulton · 31 Oct 2020 at 22:42

secretspy said:
Im ashamed to say i laughed

@drakulton I'm gonna end up singing it that way from now on, I just know it lol

I've sung it like this for so long, I can't sing it properly. I get some funny looks.

Every time I see the name Feek, the song starts playing in my head.

neocon · 31 Oct 2020 at 22:44

Seriously though wives are annoying, don't get married, you'll regret it

RxR · 31 Oct 2020 at 22:51

neocon said:
Seriously though wives are annoying, don't get married, you'll regret it

Is that before or after you've played the birdie in the sky that took her to the trees and blew her sky high? Aka aimed to make a fat-bottomed girl out of her to make your world of rocks go round.

neocon · 31 Oct 2020 at 23:08

RxR said:
Is that before or after you've played the birdie in the sky that took her to the trees and blew her sky high? Aka aimed to make a fat-bottomed girl out of her to make your world of rocks go round.

They go insane once you have children.

RxR · 31 Oct 2020 at 23:18

neocon said:
They go insane once you have children.

As in has 'rocks in her head' after you put them there?

neocon · 31 Oct 2020 at 23:24

RxR said:
As in has 'rocks in her head' after you put them there?

Yes, I guess there's some sort of evolutionary mechanism, deep and ancient, that gets awakened.

RxR · 31 Oct 2020 at 23:28

The music of the stones...put 'rocks in her head' / birth more muses to become the rock of the family choir.

jpaul · 1 Nov 2020 at 00:13

Alone? - Came across as a poor taste Floyd reference on first reading.

ops handle always reminds me of local dialect classic Michael Marras, hermless.

Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in ma mooth
With arms that could reach o'er the sea
Ma feet might be big but the insects are safe
They'll never get stood on by me

Hermless, hermless
There's never nae bother frae me
Ah go tae the library an' tak' oot a book
Then Ah come hame for ma tea .....

Glaswegian - nice person but perhaps not very effective = hermless

RxR · 1 Nov 2020 at 01:14

jpaul said:
Alone? - Came across as a poor taste Floyd reference on first reading.

ops handle always reminds me of local dialect classic Michael Marras, hermless.

Glaswegian - nice person but perhaps not very effective = hermless

Own-goals are certainly in fashion when tired: "Ca plane pour moi!"

Django x2 · 1 Nov 2020 at 12:53

Take her to a car park and murder her. You'll get manslaughter tops. Oh, it was a joke...