Im feeling generous

rp2000 said:
Imap Who :D


Didn't you crack this joke on Xbox Live the other day in a Gears 2 session?


rp2000
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He did try it last week.

I think I told it this week, and a few others tried to tell it this week but no one replied

This joke is more or less synonymous with us saying:
"Hello and welcome. We haven't played with you regularly but please feel at home (in your home) and we hope you don't mind the urine being freely extracted, because quite frankly thats all we do"

However if we tell it to someone we play with regularly we may as well be saying:
"You ****"
 
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American Shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to The Back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can Buy Cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to The counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive And lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then Have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to Talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a SkatingRink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their Tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from newShirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead Of Screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while theFairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas Decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after XmasCracker-pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a litCigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years afterTrying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

And finally...In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured Skulls Incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet
 
Highest viewed video n youtube ever (I think), always makes me laugh anyway:


1m45s for Michael Jackson :(


rp2000
 
Kronologic said:
He did try it last week.

I think I told it this week, and a few others tried to tell it this week but no one replied

This joke is more or less synonymous with us saying:
"Hello and welcome. We haven't played with you regularly but please feel at home (in your home) and we hope you don't mind the urine being freely extracted, because quite frankly thats all we do"

However if we tell it to someone we play with regularly we may as well be saying:
"You ****"
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It's my joke!

Naff orf!

Edit: We need to get macfag to play with us again, but I don't think he liked our "friendliness" :p I miss him :(
 
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