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..Ikea whore

I hated Ikea (well shopping generally) but then the misses took me there and now our living room bar carpets, sofas and light shade is ikeaville! How do I stop this madness?!!?"E"£

I added the reciepts from last week (when misses got all the stuff) and its £650!!

:(
 
My brother's house use to look like it could have actually been in the Ikea catalogue. After my nephew was born though it did look more like a home and less like a showroom.
 
An Ikea whore...

Pretend to be humping an item of the furniture when she comes in so she catches you. Explain that the there must be some sort of magic Scandinavian pheromone lingering within the fabric and that you just can't control your urges.

If she doesn't buy any more then mission accomplished, if she does by more then she's a very good missus!
 
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